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I'll Never Tell Anya: This is the man that I intend to entangle Isn't he fine? My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle Vengeance was mine! But I'm out of the biz The name I made, I'll trade for his The only trouble is - - I'll never tell. Xander: She is the one She's such wonderful fun Such passion and grace Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight- Embrace! Tight embrace! I'll never let her go The love we've known can only grow There's just one thing that - - No. I'll never tell. Anya and Xander: Cause there's nothing to tell... Anya: He snores Xander: She wheezes Anya: Say "housework" and he freezes Xander: She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe Anya: I talk; he breezes Xander: She doesn't know what "please" is Anya: His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe! Anya and Xander: The vibe gets kind of scary... Xander: Like she thinks I'm ordinary Anya: Like it's all just temporary Xander: Like her toes are kind of hairy Anya and Xander: But it's all very well 'caus, God knows, I'll never tell! Anya: When things get rough, he Just hides behind his Buffy! Now look, he's getting huffy Cause he knows that I know. Xander: She clings She's needy She's also really greedy She nev- Anya: His eyes are beady! Xander: This is my verse, hello? She- Anya (spoken): Hey, look at me! I'm dancing crazy! Anya and Xander: You know Xander: You're quite the charmer Anya: My knight in armor Xander: You're the cutest of the Scoobies With your lips as red as rubies And your firm, yet supple... Tight embrace! Anya: He's swell Xander: She's sweller Anya: He'll always be my feller Xander: That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified... Anya: I've read this tale There's wedding, then betrayal And I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide Anya and Xander: I've lied I've said it's easy I've tried But there's these fears I can't quell Xander: Is she looking for a pot of gold Anya: Will I look good when I've gotten old? Xander: Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful? Anya: Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley? Xander: Am I crazy? Anya: Am I dreaming? Xander: Am I marrying a demon? Anya and Xander: We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell! So, thank God, I'll never tell! I swear, that I'll never tell Xander: My lips are sealed Anya: I take the Fifth Xander: Nothing to see Move it along Anya and Xander: I'll never Tell! Back To Lyrics |