Rosalinda the Bitch 2!

I took my written driving test again and passed without a problem. Since then I was thinking how funny it would be if I actually got Rosalinda the Bitch again for my behind the wheel test.

On the day of the test, I was waiting in the car when a short lady passed across my rearview mirror. Suddenly a voice lurked in through the window �Elloe mie nme ez Rosalinda an iol bee yr dliving instructr.� It is difficult to imagine the horror that struck me as I heard these simple accented words. What was I going to do?

I thought about downright refusing her and making some trouble at the DMV, but I reconsidered, �No, I am not going to run from my problems.� Luckily it was easy for me to remember what she took points off before. The driving test commenced; I cut my left turns (more than I will ever do when I�m actually driving) and at all limit lines I made sure I was stopped about a car length behind it so that the line was still in Rosalinda the Bitch's vision which was just berally over my dash board. In the end I PASSED! Barely. She took off other points claiming my turns were not smooth enough and again I was not looking around enough (though in my opinion I could not have looked around in a more frantically paranoid fashion). But even with her cheating, Rosalinda the Bitch could not muster up enough minus points for me not to get my license. If life is a game, I have just passed the Rosalinda the Bitch level and I'm working my way up the high score ladder.

Now I only have to worry about getting insurance and a car�