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Welcome all to my website. I never have, and never will promise it to be more than what it is. In reality, it is a peek at my life, and even then only the bits I want you to see. I shall always try to post as regularly as possible but sometimes I just couldn't be arsed... Shit happens. Positive feedback is always welcome, negative feedback will put you on the receiving list of many spam groups (hehehe). I hope you enjoy yourself. If you do not, your only other option is a 'pay per view' site and at least I don't ask for your Credit Card details (though, if you want to give them to me, click on the 'email me' link below!!!). Please note that on occasion I am prone to foul language and bad moods. Read my ravings in "Diary of a Mad Woman" , a biased and entirely opinionated ongoing work. This is where most updates will be and the not so nice side of me will show. See photos of my friends and minions . This page was updated on 18 Feb 2002 for your viewing pleasure. If you see your pic up here and would like it removed, please just email me with your name, address, date of birth, name of all living relatives, tax file number and I will contact the relevant authorities and see if there is a price on your head.... Here is where you can find out the basic stuff about me. Joel . Depending on my mood, the pic or the blurb may change but all in all, it is only me. "Also, I was a week out of a clinic - it's hard to dance"
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