1. The most evil and twisted practice in America is plaguing our communities more than ever. Thousands of innocent people are dying because of it. And worst of all, the problem will only get worse. I talk not of the drug trade, or abortion. I talk about GUN CONTROL! Gun control was used as a tool of the Nazis to keep the minorities Hitler murdered quiet. After all, how could the Jews fight big government in its worst form, if they were disarmed? Not only can guns be used to over throw a corrupt government, but they are used every day all across America by victems of crimes! The Libertarian Party would stand up for our RIGHT, not privelege to bear arms. No, we're not done yet! Not only do we have the right to BEAR ARMS, but we also have the right to ARM BEARS! After all, animals have rights too!
...ok, just ignore that last part.
2. Michael Badnarik would support the total end of the drug war. Drugs of all kinds, including Marijuana, would be legalized. What happened when the dumbass liberals (progressives) decided to bad alcohol? We got the Mafia. WHOOPIE! What happened when we started this "War on Drugs"? We got countless gangs, drug lords, and dumbasses in general. The total legalization of drugs, combined with the total legalization of guns, would allow the Unites States' crime rate to drop 90%, AT THE MINIMUM.
3. Badnarik promises to drop a bomb on the UN as soon as he becomes president. That totally PWNs beyong belief.
4. Badnarik supports the right to contract, as established in Hale vs Henkle. This means that he would support not only gay marriage, but inter-species marriage, polygamy, and pretty much anything remotely related to marriage. A marriage, as cold hearted as this sounds, is nothing but a contract. Gays AND heterosexuals will be able to create a customized marriage, not the pre built one the government gives us. If it works with computers, it will work with marriage.
5. This is an extension on the computer analogy. Badnarik is a nerdy computer programmar. That's enough to get my vote!
6. Badnarik supports the abolition of an unconstitutional Income Tax and Social Security. These programs infringe on our fourth amendment right to privacy. They serve no purpose except to reduce us to a number. When we are successfully reduced to a number, the government wins. They have PWNED us. The Libertarian Party stands for individuality, not some randomely generated number. 1984, anyone? The Giver?
7. Michael Badnarik would support the withdrawel of our troops from Iraq and every other country that doesn't begin with an "A" and end with "fghanistan" These countries have nothing to do with our well being. Our troopes would stay around just long enough to repair any damages to infrastructure we may have caused. We are a Republic, not an Empire.
