I know things that you people couldn't posibly know.  Things about animals and space ships, women with no skeletons, the most evil condiment in space and time, women WITH skeletons, and much more!!!

     The first thing that you need to know about is the evil of Robot Jesus.
Robo Jesus hails from Marz and hell respectively and carries a big tusk. He will eat your soul and beep at you constantly! BEEP BEEP!!!

    no body wants a peice of Robot Jesus.  He's a castrato too. you know what that means?  you can't hit him he's so fast, even if you were a Ninja!

       so Marz decided that they wanted to stop having wars with hell. so the president of Marz and the Czar of Hell took some baths together and negotiated some treaties. 

    Marz agreed to build a ROBOT JESUS for the Helltions as long as the Hell people (if you can "call" them people) would stop wanking and pidling around so much.

        Hell was pissed.

    They loved to piddle so they overthrew the Czar. in a bloody conflict.

        then they stole a new leader from Heavenopolis. her name was Lucie.

        The president of heaven (God) was so angry that he grounded Jesus, his only son to walk among the likes of man.

this was the perfect opportunity for the Martians because they were a people of skill.

while Regular Jesus was on the Earth, a Martian mosquito, which isn't much different from a regular Mosquito, build Robot Jesus by bonding the Martian elements Ro (robotium) and J (jesusite). he used a triple bond making Robot Jesus highly explosive. he also has the strength of more than 1000 cats. big ones!

This is the TRUTH, this is why Robot Jesus must be stopped!!!

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