03/13/02 [Wednesday]

Gorby comes Home to talk about ...

Poor Gorby. Once, he was the leader of the band ... "Here comes the Commies!" and now he likes to travel around the world, talking about something. So what does he talk about? Well, I am sure 'Communism' is out of the question. Maybe, he likes to brag about his Pizza Hut commercial and all his Western friends. Poor Gorby... it's so sad that this man has no friends in his own country. It's not that bad, is it? Well, how would you feel if all your neighborhood friends deserted you and the only folks who like you, are the ones from the rival block.

And what's up with the lady stealing 44 grand from her employer. Something wrong with Corporate America? Nobody knows what's going on, from Enron to small companies here and there... And some guy screws milions from the bank and shoots himself in the head and nobody knows how it happened or what's going on? I think we need to check out these CPA exams... are they any good?

And as usual, another person got shot today. If somebody doesn't get shot tomorrow, I will cut my ear and feed it to the @#!$. Our friendly Meth dealers are now busy customers @ Circuit City and Best Buy and where not... After all, those hi-tech cameras surely help when you are minding your business. Maybe, somebody should start selling bullet proof vest to ordinary citizens. You can make some money... you know?

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