by Laura-chan
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Narrator: //THE YEAR IS AFTER COLONY 199 a.c, OPERATION MIDNIGHT. THE GUNDAMS
LEAVE EARTH TO FIGHT FOR A BETTER CAUSE,AND DOROTHY CATILONIA EAGERLY
AWAITS THE ARRIVAL OF HER NEW AND IMPROVED, MOBILE DOLLS. AS A PAST MEMBER OF O.Z, DOROTHY PLANS THE DESTRUCTION OF THE GUNDAMS ……, AS WELL AS THEIR PILOTS. IN THIS DAY AND AGE, THE GUNDAMS ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE FOR SURVIVAL,
AND ONLY ONE PERSON THAT THEY MUST PROTECT, IN ORDER TO ACCOMPLISH THEIR
NEW MISSON. [RELENA'S THEME SONG STARTS TO PLAY AS THE CAMERA SHOWS A CLOSE
UP OF HER, WEARING HER ROMAFELLER OUTFIT, LOOKING OUT ON HER BALCONY, AS A FLOCK OF WHITE BIRDS FLY OUT OF A NEARBY TREE].// RELENA: "HEERO, I'LL WAIT FOR YOU FOREVER…, EVEN IF IT TAKES UNTIL THE END OF TIME ITSELF." (Wing zero gets a close up,as it prepares to display its ultimate position as the episode's name is shown.) [Dum..dum..dun..dun..dum..dum..dadada..daaaaaaaaa!! // "The Wheel Of Fortune."// ''Wheel…..Of…..Fortune!!!'' Duo quietly, hummed the theme song to his favorite T.V. show, when a knocking came upon his door. ''Hmmmmmmmm, I wonder who that could be?''Duo said, as he quickly scrambled to his feet to answer the door. ''Who is it!?'' Duo said coldly. There was dead silence, and the only thing Duo could hear, was the wind howling outside.''I said who is it!!!'' said Duo, this time almost at the boiling point of his insanity. ''Oh I see, you think that just anyone can knock on the door of the great Shingami?? I think not!!'' Duo said, as an evil grin slowly developed on his face. ''Nobody ever interrupts my game show!! They'll be destroyed, anyone who sees me is got a date with my maker!!'' Duo Maxwell had a plan,…..an evil plan. Duo automatically grabbed a shot-gun from his storage closet, and fired approximately 51 bullets through his front door. [sigh] ''Mission Accomplished.'' Duo said to himself, as he sat down in front of the T.V. once again. Suddenly, a thought crossed Duo's mind. [gasp ^.^ ]Duo thouht about what he had just done, as he realized that it could've been Hilde that was waiting outside!! Duo had forgotten that he had scheduled a date for him and Hilde that night, and soon found himself rushing to answer the door once again . ''Oh no, what have I done!! Oh please Hilde forgive me!! I'm so sorry!! I didn't mean it Hild-------???!!" Duo was cut of in mid-sentence, due to the the fact that he was scared to death of the thing that stood in front of him. The thing that stood in front of him was so ugly, so terrifying, so hideous, so appalling, so repulsive …..so …..so….so…so, Evil!!!!!! ''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!'' Duo Maxwell screamed at the top of his lungs, as he violently slammed the door, in the monsters face, ran up the stairs at the speed of light ,and locked himself in the bathroom. Duo was breathing hard, and his own presperation was dampening his skin. ''Whew, I sure hope that that thing wasn't Hilde!!'' said Duo, in a nauseating wheez. [Three hours later] ''Okay Duo …pant…pant…there's no such thing as monsters, there's no such thing as monsters, there's..no…….Oh who am I kidding ? There are such things as monsters and there's one downstairs right now!!'' Duo said, as he quitely fumed with himself, debating whether or not to step out into the real world. (a.k.a.his livingroom) ''Man do I hate this!!'' ''Damn bathroom!!'' Duo screamed to himslf. ''Damn-it!! If I have to camp out for one more minute next to this stinky toilet bowl, I'm gonna lose my mind!!'' [camera shows a fluorescent light glowing from Duo's sink] ''Did you say stinky??'' said a squeaky voice,from a darkened corner of the room. ''What the hell??!!'' Duo yelled, at the mysterious figure. ''Duo Maxwell!!'' the mysterious figure called out. ''What?! [^.^], said Duo firmly. ''I am ….., MR.CLEAN!!!'' the mysterious figure finally said. ''Mr.Who….???'' said Duo. [The mysterious figure disappeared into thin air, leaving his clothes on the floor.] ''Oh that's just great!!'' Duo said, sarcasticly. ''Not only is there a monster downstairs, but now there's a naked guy too!!'' ''Hey Duo, you were right it does stink in here, I should have bought some more Pine-sol.'' ''Oh god, not him'' Duo said with a whimper, as he heard the high pitched voice, coming coming from beyond the sink. [Duo watched in horror, as Quatre effortlessly came out of the sinks drain.] ''Hey Quatre, I thought people could only do that in those Capri-Sun commercials.'' Duo said cheerfully. ''Heh, heh, Duo, your so silly!! ''said Quatre. Duo stared at Quatre's hand, which was now resting on his hip. ''Uhhhhhhhh, Quatre ….what the hell are you doing??'' Duo said with an angry glare. ''Huh, what do you mean??'' said Quatre, looking so cute and innoccent. [ ^-^ ] [SLAP!!!!!] ''Owwwwwwwwww!!!!! That hurt.'' Quatre said, as his eyes began to water. ''Shame on you Quatre!!! Don't you know that this is a non-yaoi fanfic???'' yelled Duo. ''Oh right.'' said Quatre. ''Listen, we have to find a way out of here, or else were both gonna wind up dead!!'' ''Is that a bad thing?'' Quatre squeaked. Overcome by rage Duo grabbed a nearby plunger and heaved it at Quatre's head. Unexpectidly Quatre dodged the on coming object, and it smashed violently up against Heero's face as he opened the door. ''Oh hi Heero. What brings you here?'' said Duo as he tried to stifle a laugh. Duo and Quatre both watched in amazement as Heero tried to pull the rubber object off of his face. ''Do you need some help?? said Quatre, as he began to pull on the plunger as well. Duo refused to help because he was to content with himself, watching two gundam pilots struggle to pull a plunger off of the other ones face. [ ^-^ ] ''Duo, this isn't very nice of you, now will you please give us a hand??'' said Quatre. Duo simply shook his head and began laughing out loud. ''Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…..Heero…..Ha, ha, ha, ha,……Quatre…Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,!!! YOU GUYS, LOOK SO STUPID!!!"[ ^_^ ] Duo said, gasping for air. Quatre slowly turned his head in Duo's direction, and tried his best to smile at him, but ended up giving him a weary eyed glare. [shut up Duo ^.^] [2O minutes later ] By this time, Heero was begining to get a bit pale in the face, because he couldn't breathe very well with that plunger stuck to his face. ''Man I didn't expect Heero to die like this.'' Duo said to himself,as he continued to watch Quatre struggle with the evil plunger. Duo began to daydream,tring to get away from reality. [THE COLONY NEWS …SUNDAY..JULY..1ST…A.C 199 ] [GUNDAM PILOT HEERO YUY, WAS ASSASINATED BY THE EVIL PLUNGER OF DEATH !!!!!!!] //THERE WERE NO WITNESSES EXCEPT FOR TWO YOUNG MEN. NOBODY KNEW WHAT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, OR ABOUT THE EVIL MONSTER THAT WAS LURKING THROUGH THEIR HOUSE. THOSE THREE MEN WERE ABOUT TO BE SCARED TO DEATH.NO ONE HAD EXPECTED THE EVIL MONSTER TO BE ONE OF THEIR CLOSEST FRIENDS. THAT EVIL MONSTER WAS NONE OTHER THAN THE ONE THE ONLY……………!!!!!!// Duo woke up before the monsters true identity was given. ''Ahhhhhh,man just when it was getting to the best part!!'' ''Huh?? What the…?? Duo looked around the room, only to discover that he was alone again. Heero…?…….Quatre…??? Duo said to himself as he tried to see trough the darkness. Duo quickly stood to open the door. It was locked. ''No ……Not…….alone……..Nooooooooooooo!!!!'' Duo screamed. [Was all of that just a dream??] Duo began to pound on the door, as he heard laughter coming from his kitchen . ''Would you like some more tea Mr.Yuy?? said Quatre, in a rather high piched voice. ''WHAT THE……..!!!!!!'' screamed Duo. ''Why yes Mr. Winner, I would be delighted'' said Heero. [OH NO!!NOW QUATRE HAS HEERO UNDER SOME SORT OF SPELL ] ''When will this madness ever end??" whispered Duo. Heero and Quatre were enjoying a qaint little tea party, right out side of Duo's bathroom door. Those guys are gonna pay for this! I swear, they will never see me like this ever again!!! The name of Shingami must not be shamed!!! You people…..you're satisfied . ''ARE YOU PEOPLE SATISFIED WITH THAT!!!!'' I'll never forget this day,……you people.. I'll make sure that you don't either….you wont forget this day…………...mmmphh…. mmmhmp…heh….heh…heh……heh…..heh..heh..heh..heh…he…he……… [Qautre and Heero hear the the insane lauhgter coming from inside of the bathroom] Qautre quickly remembers that scene from their T.V. show, and gives Duo a snide remark. ''Hey Duo…quit stealing my lines, its not nice…. and besides…..only.. I ..can do that laugh!!'' Mmmmmph……Mmmmphhh…..ha…ha…. ha, ha, ha……------------[QUATRE!!! ^.^] Heero cut Quatre off, and told him to calm down before he really did go crazy!! "I'm terribly sorry…….. Heero…….." said Quatre, barely able to keep from shaking. Duo who was now about to blow his top called for Hilde. ''Hilde where are you!!!!!!!'' cried Duo. "I can't stay here much longer. But….I suggest that the only thing I can do right now is sit here patiently,and wait…….." TO BE CONTINUED…………… |
