- Rainy evening in autumn. The Gentleman reposes at home, beside
heater. Suddenly a very gentle door tap occurs. He opens the door and sees
a snail on the threshold, and this snail speaks to him so plaintive:
- I'm terribly sorry to disturb you, Sir, but for many days I wandered aruond
and got very much tired. Could you be so kind and bring me some water, please...
The Gentleman closed and opened again his eyes, shook his head,
but the snail would not dissapear. Well, he took it squeamishly with
two fingers and threw away.
In a week, again by rainy night, The Gentleman beside heater again,
and suddenly a very gentle door tap again. He opens the door and sees
the snail on the threshold, and the snail speaks to him so plaintive:
- Well why, what for did you treat me in such a manner?
- The mouse is running by the edge of the gap:
...pee-pee-pee-pee-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
- The oldster has caught a gold fish and speaks to her: "If you perform three wishes of mine,
I'll let you go". "Oh, no, - the fish sadly answers, - I can't perform three, only one."
The oldster thought for a while and thought out:
- I wish I had everything!
- No problem, you had everything.
- The surgical operation.
From beneath the table:
- Meow!
The surgeon:
- Go away!
Again from beneath the table:
- Meow!
- Kshhh!
Once again:
- Meow!
The surgeon, having cut something and throwing it under the table:
- Choke with it!