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| For many centuries one question has plagued mankind. Which is more funny, pork or fish. Some say it depends how you say the word, some say it depends on the context, I say it's fish, but because people disagreed I had to conduct a survey. Well it wasn't really a survey, I just went up to random people and said 'Fish *pause* Pork' (I alternated the order in which the words came to cancel out the surprise factor) and which ever word got the best responce won. It's true, I actually did this. Inevitably fish won. Then a certain person, who shall go nameless, questioned my survey type thing. They said that they needed proof. Well the proof is in the pudding, but I don't know what that means so I just explained to this person that fish is funnier because you can: A) hit people around the face with it. B) say it in a way that makes it sound funny, something not achievable with the word pork. C) wear one as an amusing fashion accessory. Thus proving my point. Now will anyone out there dare to doubt the fact that fish is, in fact, funnier than pork. e-mail me with your arguments. |
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