Olly the Agony Aunt Type Thing
dear olly,
i dont really understand what it is you know but i know that you know what my problem is and you know that i know that you know what my problem and you know that i know that you know what my problem is what is my problem please help me
please help me matt eydes
Your problem could be the fact that you have no grasp of the English language. Go learn how to use full stops, capital letters and (most importantly) apostrophes. You, sir, are scum of the lowest kind of scum. Your shocking abuse of English grammar disgusts me.
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Laura says:
Dear Olly,
G*****y **** P*****n, guitarist for M*.****y, Lives at 9, C***** c****, Clevedon will not talk to me because I got laid in Plymouth. What can I do?? Should I even care??
Laura
:-)
Names censored to protect the guilty.
Well, you should probably forget about him and look the other way when you see him. He is being childish, show him what it's like. Don't worry about him. Alternatively you could take Plymouth person to meet G***. That could be fun.
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Dave says:
Dear Olly,
I have a problem that I think you can help with. You see, I feel that you may be abusing your power, as webmaster of this site. You clearly have a"favourite"; someone you mention frequently, and give far too much respect to. I don't think it's fair to mention her name... but we all know that it's Briz. What's going on, eh?
From A Concerned Reader
Well, Dave, The reason �Briz� gets mentioned a lot is because she is one of the two people who check my site daily. You happen to be the other. She therefore gives more feedback than anybody else, you would but you�re to busy with your site. Because of all of this feedback some of her ideas have been put into action. This doesn�t warrant for mentioning her name I hear you say. Well I can explain that to. If I didn�t credit �Briz� for her ideas then she would constantly accuse me of being a thief. Now let�s talk about your problems. You seem to be jealous of �Briz� because you�re not mentioned on my site. That�s not true, you are mentioned on this site. I have several links to your site and I, in many cases, refer to the Brothers Pullen. NOW STOP COMPLAINING!
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