Ah, so.... B'loonpopper (get it? Kung Fu... Grasshopper? ..anyhoo), the first step toward enlightenment along the path of Balloonism* is to, stretch the balloon. (Thought I was going to say shave your head didn't you? Nah! That, comes later.) Hold the balloon at the neck (open end) and tail (closed end) and give the balloon a good arms-out stretch. Not terribly hard, just a good pull. Even a couple of times is okay. By the tilt of your head, I can see you want to ask why. Well, it's very scientific and complicated... er, not really. Basically the stretching just "works-in" the latex slightly, allowing it to become more pliable so that the balloon is a little easier to inflate. The stretch also helps the balloon inflate more evenly, lengthwise. (BTW: You can also start at the tail and stretch in smaller increments working up the balloon toward the open end. This is especially effective for metallic and pearl type balloons.) Next, and I truly believe that this may be the most important step of all, place the "open end" of the balloon in your mouth. Later you may discover other methods, but for the novice, this will be the KEY to all future successful balloon inflation. Oh, I kid you! It's a joke! ....but seriously, the "open end". I am right-handed and have found
that I use my left hand to hold the upper portion of the balloon
(the neck) near the roll. After you've picked your hand, but not your nose,
you will use it in combination with your lips to keep the end of the balloon
in your mouth (...be gentle, no teeth.) Yes, by all means, get that
rolled end right in there, don't try to inflate the balloon like a paper
bag. Incidentally, the mouth IS the most preferred orifice, at least for
performances among the general public. .....and children's shows.
...and yes, other orifices can be, and have been, used. (BTW:
There is a method called "flash inflation" where the technique is similar
to inflating a paper bag, but we won't be covering that style here.)
So, stretch it out (...work it in, smack it, show it who's boss! ...okay enough...), get your hands in position (for me, left at mouth, right lower down), and get the open end in your mouth. Here comes the "tap your head and rub your belly" part (...my belly too, please...), tighten your lips around the balloon just past the roll but still allow air to slip into the balloon as unobstructed as possible, your lips shouldn't be pressed together tightly. Hold the balloon firmly with the upper hand so that the rolled end stays in your mouth, but not so firmly that the balloon is pinched closed because the air has to flow past the upper hand. At the same time, begin to stretch the balloon lengthwise with the lower hand. (FYI: The simultaneous stretching of the balloon AS you blow air into it, IS a very necessary step. With figure twisting balloons, It is very difficult to start the inflation process by mouth without it. Not doing this step is what keeps most people from being able to inflate these types of balloons, and is also the usual reason they lose bar-bets involving this challenge. -wink-wink-) Ready? Take a breath... Blow
air into the balloon. You will quickly feel a bit of resistance
and will have to blow harder, this is just the way these balloons are.
Rut-Roe! Looks like we've come to the end of this "Scooby-snack".... no more room. I guess you'll have to, "tune
in again, for the thrilling conclusion."
Wholly - In Two Parts,
Most distinctive characteristic: Large pockets. It's a joke! .....I kid you,
again!
Please turn the tape over now.........
HUH!?
When last we left our tale....
Your second goal is to get the rest of the balloon to inflate with a smooth, even diameter. To do this, take in a moderate breath. Remember, don't lose the "starting bubble", equalize the pressure with your mouth to maintain it. Now, blow more air into the balloon pushing primarily with your diaphragm (no.. your belly, silly). As the inflated part of the balloon moves toward the tail, keep ahead of it with a steady, continuous pull using your lower hand so that you maintain the same amount of stretch on the uninflated part of the balloon. It's this steady, continuous pull of the balloon AS you inflate that produces the smooth, even diameter. Later, for special shapes, it is possible to learn how to adjust the diameter of the balloon by using varying amounts of stretch while you inflate. (Hint: More stretch produces a thinner diameter, less stretch produces a thicker diameter. But also, more stretch requires more pressure to inflate.) Eventually, starting the balloon and continuing on with the inflation will become one uninterrupted step. As to the question of "how much" to stretch the balloon while you inflate, well, it's really much of a "by feel" sort of thing, best learned through experience. With most of the balloons, you will be trying to seek the path of least resistance. The ideal amount of stretch is that which makes the balloon the easiest to inflate (i.e., The balloon is difficult to inflate with no stretch, and as you stretch it, the balloon gets easier to inflate until you stretch it tight enough that it becomes difficult to inflate again.) An additional benefit of this "stretch as you inflate" process is that the balloon is kept from expanding to its maximum diameter (or thickness), but only by a small amount. This is as it should be when the balloon is properly inflated with lung power. And, since the balloon does not have that maxed-out stress (as happens when inflated with most pumps, hand and electric) it is much more resilient to severe twisting maneuvers. (BTW: This is one of the reasons why many of the old-pros who inflate by mouth can get get away with tricky twists novice pump users just can't seem to accomplish. Actually, this and the fact that inflating a balloon by mouth uses the warmed air of the body which keeps the latex of the balloon a bit more pliable.) Something to keep in mind, don't
let your cheeks puff out as you blow. (...hey, eyes up here, my friend
... these rosy cheeks...) Keep them tight, as if making a wide, closed-mouth
grin. It's considered good technique, and really will save your cheeks
over time just as with professional horn players, except Louis Armstrong.
(...cause, nobody wants saggy cheeks, right?)
Inflating balloons with lung power is a strenuous physical activity, and as with any physically demanding sport or exercise, you must be in good health to perform it. If there may be any doubt, talk with a doctor before proceeding. In general, for figure twisting, the 260 size of balloon is the most common type used. The 360 size can be easier to inflate, but requires more air (breaths) and is harder to handle because of its size. 160 size balloons are much harder to inflate than 260 sizes, so I do not recommend trying to learn balloon inflation with these. Also, metallic and pearl styles of any size are harder to inflate, extra stretching (working-in) of the balloon before inflating helps to make them easier to handle. Although all figure twisting
balloons behave basically the same, each brand of balloons has it's
own unique characteristic subtleties. This is because each manufacturer of balloons uses their own unique formula of ingredients for the latex which becomes the balloons. Learning to be flexible and, developing confidence
in your ability to compensate for the variances between the brands, are valuable assets, especially since variances in the same brand can be
expected, too. Often is the case that, the brand of balloon a person first
learns this skill with is the balloon they tend to stick with. Don't
let yourself get STUCK in this RUT! There is so much more to be gained
when you can use all the many types of balloons, from all the different brands.
And speaking of babies... (were we?) it just may feel a little something like having one (...or constipation...eww) the first couple of times you try inflating one of these types of balloons. (...push..., push!!! .....okay, breeeeeathe....whoo - whoo - whoo - whoo..... Whoa!.........lookit dall de pwitty colors.......what a rush!) Well, that's my nickel,
Whimsically Serious,
--psst!.......or, just use a
pump.
Huh? What!? Who said
PUMP!!?
Original: Copyright 2001, by J. E. M., Jr.
aka "Oliver Twist"
This revision: Copyright 2007, by J. E.
M., Jr. aka "Oliver Twist"
All rights reserved
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