Josh's quotes of days gone by
"I like cold bananas, but i like hot bananas A LOT!" Dom explains his love for the hot yellow fruit.
"most people can understand this, except maybe Josh" Mr Walters trying to take the dropout number to four.
"whop arse?" hahaha, very funny Dr Jones!
"i am not your boss, i'm indian" Tesco's joke
"yay! in the bag! beady eye billy eye!" Akehurst and Fisher in the First Year
"If there was an award for the funniest person, I bet i would win it." Wig on the leavers ball awards
"wheres the lambda button?" Ollie in a maths lesson
"you never close your eyes anymore......." Giles and Me trying to woo an unsuspecting young girl...
"its a BONUS!" the Basketball group to big Ricky P
"b..b....b.....but Andy said it was for tomorrow" Mavis tries to get himself out of trouble
"hold on lads....just gotta photocopy something for you..." Doc C trying to not have to teach us
"south west?" Rich Packe tries tog uess at the location of another French town.
"What is this SHIT?" another one of my CD's goes down a storm in the Common Room Hi Fi
"lo-bo-toe-me? whats a lo-bo-toe-me?" Si Taylor Davies
"learning Logs is as easy as falling off a log" Mr Roberts and one of his many maths "Jokes"
"Josh you pleb" Mr Walters tries to boost my confidence
"Reverand Bitch" Ricky's new nickname after the New Year trip.
"iain, shouldn't you be in History?" many people
"the final countdown dododoo dooo!" me, James G, and Ollie, five mninutes before the end of every maths lesson
"flicko bingo" need i say more?
".....and at home do you have a thing called the "internet"?" the Headmaster tries to patronise Davo.
"GRAHAM!" uttered by evryone in the room, on hearing a mobile phone ring.
"Have you ever done a ten eighty??" Miriam hee hee
"Walker! Do you wax your legs?" Mr jenkins had never heard of puberty before
"and so, i said to the guy wheres your tie!?" the punch line to what must have been Mr Jenkins' funniest jokes.
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