many thanks to the Hockey club who taught us most of these while on joint tour on the Isle of Man
some of these songs should not be viewed by those of a senistive nature- parents take note
very simple, and becoming quite famous, just remember to jump twice while shouting boing-boing
"Sheffield Hallam
Boing-boing
Sheffield Hallam
Boing-boing"
etc,etc
blatent rip-off of the Sheffield United song
sung to the tune of John Denver's "fill all my senses"
"you fill all my senses,
like gallon of Magnet
like a packet of Woodbines,
like a good pinch of snuff!
Like a night out in Sheffield,
like a greasy chip butty
like Sheffield Hallam
you fill all my senses
come fill me again
la, la, la, la, la, uh!"
personal favourite, usually sung in varsity matches (we like them really)
"when I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what should I be,
should I be hallam?
should I be uni?
here's what she said to me
go wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
and go shoot the uni scum
bang-bang
go shoot the uni scum"
"wwwiiiiiittttttttttttthhhhhhhhhh
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
S and H and a E ana F,
and a F ana I ana E,L,D
H and a A, double L,A,M
we are Sheffield HALLAM
tra,la,la,la,la,la,la
tra,la,la,la,la,la,la
tra,la,la,la,la,la,la
we are Sheffield HALLAM
"we are the Sheffield boys
we have enormous toys
we wear our c**ks down to our knees
oi oi oi
we like to sh*g and drink
thats why our k**bs do stink
we are the Sheffield boys
and-we-do-drink whisky
and we do drink beer
if you want a sh*g come over here
thats if you don't mind gonerrea
we are the Sheffield boys!"
"I know a bear that you all know,
yogi,yogi
I know a bear that you all know,
yogi,yogi bear.
Yogi,yogi bear,
Yogi yogi bear,
I know a bear that you all know
Yogi, yogi bear
Yogi's got a little friend,
Boobo, boobo
Yogi's got a little friend
Boobo, boobo bear
etc
Yogi's got a girlfriend
Dani, Dani
Yogi's got a girlfriend
Danni, danni Bear
etc
Yogi likes it up the ass
Brown, brown
Yogi likes it up the ass
Brown, brown bear
Brown, brown bear
Brown, brown bear
Yogi likes it up the ass
Brown, brown bear
Yogis got a cheesey kn*b
Cannon, cannon
Yogi's got a cheesy kn*b
cannen, cannenbear
cannen, cannenbear
cannen, cannenberr
Yogi;s got a chessy kn*b
cannen, cannenbear
Yogi's gone and caught the clap
Grizzly, grizzly,
etc
Yogi's got another friend
Ranger, ranger
Yogi's got another friend
Ranger, ranger Smith
etc
"we are the Sheffield girls
we wear our hair in curls
we wear our skirts down to our knees
oi oi oi
we do not smoke or drink
thats what our parents think
we are the Sheffield girls
and we don't like men with little pr*cks
and we don't like men who refuse to lick
all we want are twelve inch d*cks
we are the Sheffield girls!"
"theres only one (insert name)
theres only one (insert name)
***carry on till they wave***
a packet of sweets,
a cheeky little smile
(insert name) is a f**king phidophile"
just the chorus as the verses are possibily
too rude to be published.....
"call out your orders loud and clear
small, medium, large,
super-duper, fill-a-barge
when the end of the month comes around"