Jokes

• What do Santa's elves learn in school?
• The Elfabet.
• What does Santa like to do in the garden?
• Hoe, hoe, hoe!
• Where does the snowman hide his money?
• In the snow bank.
• Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
• It needed to be trimmed.
• What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
• Holly Davidson.
• What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
• Saint Nickel-less.
• What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
• A pineapple.
• Why do mummys like the holidays?
• Because of all the wrapping.