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The 13th Year

"It was a Jack and Diane Sort of Town"

                 Quote from Author, of the book "Sayville"


Cheerleader Spills her own Blood for Him!

Sayville Cheerleaders

Carved his initials into her arm with a razor blade!

She loved him because she hated herself.

He was Sayville's greatest hero because he was the only nice kid that took on the big mean kids: AND WON!.

AND he was the only nice kid to make it with blonde, blue eyed cheerleader.

This picture represents the nightmare of growing up in Sayville.

Famous cartoon character by famous award winning artist and underdog in Sayville.

The monster actually represents an actual mean kid from his childhood.

 National Cartoonist Award  The International award for best cartoon of the year.

Melissa Joan Hart said one of his cartoons was her favorite.

Demons

 The group on the left are based on the rotten kids of  Sayville. Tough Chicken is represents a nice kid of Sayville.

 

Genndy Tartakovsky Genndy Tartakovsky, from Russia wanted a cartoon about a Samurai. He hired the old Ren and Stimpy team to help him. The cartoonist from Sayville was the most important of that team.


 

 

Stories of Kids that Influenced the Artist

Homecoming Holocaust

     Every year the rotten kids in Sayville have an event called the "Homecoming" that the nice kids cannot take part in. 
So one of Sayville's heroes, and one of the famous artist's few friends, took matters into his own hands. Before 
what the rotten kids called the Homecoming Parade" he bravely took a cigarette lighter and set the float on fire 
ruining the entire ceremony! According to an eyewitness "Unfortunately, the homecoming King and Queen was able 
to get off the float."
        As the administration always favored the rotten kids, Bill was of course punished. 
 

 
Rotten Kids Squirt ACID into EYES of Autistic Boy!

     There was an autistic boy that was very quiet. So some of the other rotten kids wanted to see if they could get a reaction out of him. They held him down and one kid had the skin of a tangerine. The rotten kid took the skin of the tangerine and squeezed the juice of the skin into the eyes of the autistic boy. The future wife of Sayville�s greatest hero, who was a nice kid, saw this and began to cry hysterically begging them to stop. As she was very beautiful they stopped after they got the reaction from the boy, since they did not want to see her cry. She was picked as most beautiful girl when she graduated.

 

Movie  about nice kids versus rotten kids in Sayville. Britney Spears Britney sings in "Drive Me Crazy"

To understand the Cartoon Network cartoons, you MUST see this movie.
Nice kids are portrayed as vandals, and Britney supports them!

Compare Lincoln Ave. Elementary to the PowerPuff Girls!

 

The picture is of the cartoonist as an unhappy child in Sayville. He is shown to be in a gray corner, yearning to be free. The butterfly symbolizes freedom which he is reaching for. It has been appraised for over $50,000.00

The lyrics on the right he wrote and performed for the Ren and Stimpy Show. It harkens to his childhood.

 Song on Ren and Stimpy

    They think I am crazy
    But I know better
    It is not I who am crazy
    It is I who am mad
    Didn't ya see the crowds
    You can't take it from me now
    I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child
    People always trying to take it from me
    Why won't they leave me alone?

 


The Ice Cream Caper

     There was a nasty ice cream man called Mr. Mu####. He sold more than just ice cream, his truck was filled with candy and sweets as well. The rotten kids in the town enjoyed eating the candy and ice cream from his truck. Mr. Mu#### once had written on his truck "If your ice cream has a monkey in the middle you can get a free ice cream."
     So one day a 4 year old child found the monkey and asked Mr. Mu#### for his free ice cream. Mr. Mu#### said, "Get out of here you little bastard."
     Mr. Mu#### eventually got his during the 13th year. The rotten kids every day in the town would look forward to having their ice cream and sweets. So the few nice kids in the town had to do something about this. Every Friday night the Mr. and Mrs. B would go out bowling all night so the only nice kids in the town would meet in the finished basement. One Friday night three of them, with the last initials B., B,. and A., snuck over to Mr. Mu####'s house and emptied, but not robbed, the truck. So for a week the rotten kids could not have their candy or ice cream after school. But the nice kids for several months had all the candy they could eat.
  The ice cream was dumped in the garbage. There were giant garbage bags of candy piled up in the finished basement. Every day after school the nice kids had all the candy they could eat. They would chew some gum for 15 seconds, then spit it out and repeat for an hour. Gum runs out of flavor, you know. There was a giant pile of baseball cards and they would open  a packet for the gum and through the cards away. One eye witness said, "S. had two giant  multicolor lollipops, he was sitting and he would lick one, then lick the other, then lick he first, then lick the other. The basement was described as looking like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. And they even had Willy Wonka brand chocolate! So for over a month this is what the nice kids did after school every day.
 

The Textbook Bonfire

     One day one of the nice kids in Sayville got an idea. Every day a number of students forget to shut their lockers, and it is easy to find out which are the ones because just by looking down the long hallways it is easy to figure out which lockers are open. So each day after school the few nice kids in the town would wander the hallways and take books and calculators out of the open lockers of the rotten kids. Since almost every kid was rotten, there were lots to take. One kid had a big box under his bed full of calculators, and they were expensive in those days.

     They began to accumulate a lot of books. The nice kids did not have to carry their books home since they had one set at the school, one set at home, and a spare set. The only time they carried books was when they went home with the books they collected after school. In the Sayville schools if a child loses a book, he is charged for it. So it costs the mean kids a lot of money

    The principal Mr. Carpenter made an announcement about this saying that it was terrible and it was hurting the students not the school. He made the kids pay anyway. At then end of the year the nice kids made a big pile of all the books. One of the kids poured lighting fluid over the books and lit it up! It made a great FIRE and the nice kids laughed, danced and celebrated all around the fire happy that school was out.

Girl That Loved the Cartoonist

There was once a very beautiful girl that loved the cartoonist. She did not have a relative that was a top Disney cartoonist. One classmate said she was "pretty and unpopular." The cartoonist gave her some pictures that he drew and she has always kept them. The girl was very beautiful but very sad and lonely in her childhood. She was constantly mistreated by the football team and she said in regard to one player, "I was very afraid of him."

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