If you've just spent more than ten hours in front of the TV you might be having a senior moment.

If you're trying to change channels with the garage door opener you're in your golden years!

 

If you drove to the mall and can't remember where you parked you might be having a senior moment.

If you drove to the mall and took the bus home you're in your golden years!

 

If you have an occasional bad mood you might be having a senior moment..

If you have an occasional good mood you're in your golden years!

 

If you have a pain in your hip you might be having a senior moment

If it's because your false teeth are in your back pocket you're in your golden years!

 

If you forgot to take your medication you might be having a senior moment.

If you've remembered to take it more than six times in the last hour you're in your golden years!

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