| Day 2 and the final conclusion.... |
| Now we were ready for breakfast, something I had been looking forward to. Around 10:30 after purchasing FRESH milk which was later SLICED onto cereal we consumed our breakfast which still pains me to this very day.Anyway... We were now thought to be ready for the long bike ride ahead after already putting up with a poor water supply, obscene tile patterns and mature cheddar like milk. It was from this point on that things turned from bad to worse...... The 2 hour long bike ride which we had anticipated (AGAIN INCORRECTLY) turned into a 4 hour prolonged fuck up of an entire wasted afternoon. We were annoyed....very annoyed...no in fact were were fucking pissed off! During our torturous ride we managed to take about 20 wrong routes, achieved being attacked by some bastard alsations and ending up in a farmers field full of unhappy cows! We then came across a lorry driver whom we asked for directions to which he may as well have replied "Fuck off and die you insulant little twat!" as his directions were just about as useful a a solar powered torch on a very dark night. We finally arrived at our destination 2 hours off course having biked only 20 miles further than we'd needed to. We decided to have lunch and then bike on around the park. You'll be pleased to hear that all went well....until i decided i would like an ice cream. |