"There are three types of people in this world....those who can count and those who can't!"
"As one door to life opens another one slams in your face"
"Punctuality is the thief of time"
"We live in an age where unnecessary things are our only necesities"
"It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing!"
"What a pity in life that we only get our lessons when they're no good to us"
"Life's a bitch, then you die!"
"Life's a bitch, then you marry one!"
"If it moves shag it, if it doesn't move, shag it til it does!"
"Wales......The land where men are men and sheep are frightened!"
"To live is the rarest thing in the world.Most people exist...that is all."
"I've witnessed some stupid things in my life, but you my friend really take the piss!"
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