Iow blink: you're 7 pairs of pants
Gocrazymillion: only because i make cod-cralwers
Gocrazymillion: in the evening with a soup can
Iow blink: and sell them to 56 year olds
Iow blink: and yell "baseballs!!" to them each time
Gocrazymillion: while promoting monoculture farming in Iran
Gocrazymillion: and teaching a mouse to hunt table legs
Iow blink: and serve him rotten clocks
Gocrazymillion: so he learns algebra the hard way
Iow blink: and decides he wants a leg amputated.. but not his
Gocrazymillion: so he buys a gumball machine
Gocrazymillion: and takes over Ghana
Gocrazymillion: only to be betrayed by his foreign prime minister, a really long pencil
Iow blink: and turns into dave quakenbush while operating a lawn-mower made in downtown charleston
Gocrazymillion: covered in confetti, covered in confetti
Gocrazymillion: he learns the errors of his ways and starts a saturn dealership
Iow blink: and fires all the employees... which in reality, they don't even work there, so he decides to eat 4 ears outside of yemen
Gocrazymillion: thats when his fifteen crossbows turn on their hamster and grow wheels, only to teach my dad how to clip his toenails
Iow blink: when he realizes he was watching the movie "traffic," he suddenly awoke and chased a real "hip" watermelon around the state border
Gocrazymillion: it couldnt have been illustrated by John Travolta, but he tried
Gocrazymillion: and the book sold dozens, out of the back of his car. thats when he lost his membership to a raisin fanclub and bought out microsoft
Iow blink: instead, prince and his 89 year old cousin promoted goerge w. bush to mayor of mooresville
Gocrazymillion: and he learned to read, by eating too much cereal
Gocrazymillion: it was a catastrophe
Gocrazymillion: then the nerve gas
Iow blink: although, he wished he had never learned to read... cause ever since then, he can't stop thinking of 7 little boys (naked) screaming at the top of their lungs while lighting themselves on fire and running up the walls
Iow blink: so he laughed it off, and ran to the grocery store
Gocrazymillion: but slipped on reconstituted milk and broke his arm
Gocrazymillion: only to find that hell is a mystery without your crotchless hat
Iow blink: and got run over by a strung out math teacher who doesn't even teach math... he teaches computer concepts
Gocrazymillion: but got his degree by writing it on a stained napking from Denny's
Gocrazymillion: and the pelican was at rest
Iow blink: and since the nap king (the king of naps) got mad at him for writing on him, he hocked 1.3 pieces of ham on his third elbow and counted to 8 by 10's
Gocrazymillion: but the former CEO wouldnt have that, so he formed a malitia of saltines, grew a mustace, and rented Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Gocrazymillion: so i knew my mission: to buy knunchucks and build my popsicle-stick empire!
Iow blink: and then during this catastrophic cacophony, the lead singer for tripping daisy recited his whole discography backwards while he wasn't taking 3 showers
Gocrazymillion: and beach towels got reinvented into a new hairspray for italians, the last thing they didnt want to have yesterday
Iow blink: so they held a meeting consisting of only boy bands, which consisted of only girls, and they conversed about the issues about 4 wild witches having 3 children who were really jackylls
Gocrazymillion: that was when i bought a commodore 64 and invented computer viruses for 1984, a time when hunters bought umbrellas and we all had nothing to chew
Iow blink: then people, mostly kittens, figured out that 'chew' rhymes with 'discombobulated,' and got an F in their auto-tech class
Gocrazymillion: and this travisty infuriated the Boss so there was a cross-country baracuda race for vigilantes to raise sugar cane from
Iow blink: and the sugar cane grew up to be what he always wanted to be...
Iow blink: a novel by stephen king
Gocrazymillion: that sold millions.................. to goats that just ate chapter 4 until it grew a jungle in their intestine
Gocrazymillion: making my friends and relatives the last link to Atlantis
Iow blink: a while atlantis was supposed to be a very well received ideal for transvestites, otis nixon didn't agree with the idea of putting price tags on items for sale
Gocrazymillion: but that incurred the wrath of Atilla the Bun, the mascot for a popular malaysian bread company
Iow blink: brett favre says hi
Gocrazymillion: hes a liar, he taught my dog how to find fun in obituaries
Iow blink: when your dog realized he wasn't real, he climbed into an imagination of a young, naked, innocent homosexual 1 year old robot/boy
Iow blink: and committed suicide by downloading viruses (57493 to be exact) onto his own system
Gocrazymillion: that renamed himself Hunter, after the ship that killed australia
Gocrazymillion: gotta go
Gocrazymillion: later
Iow blink: bye bye
