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I am who you get when you talk to me about something I care about, when you decide to get to know me. I am the dork at the party dancing alone in the living room. I am the roommate who bursts into high notes when you have a headache, because I'm in a good mood and I forgot. I am your bossy big sister who can't live without you. I am your neurotic wife who knows you like me that way. I am the friend who interrupts your stories only because of my uncontrollable urge to relate to your every experience. I am the daughter who found it easier to stop having sex than to look you in the eye and lie. I am your cousin Weird who wishes we lived closer to each other. I am the friend you planned a surprise party for while I was in the same room, and I never knew. I am briddy, that chick whom you probably thought was really annoying in school. I am the creator of this website, hoping you're enjoying your visit.
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