I'm serious. These are questions people have asked me about veganism, why i'm a vegan, and vegans can and cant do. Some are funny, some aren't. Some are actually thoughtful, but still...
Q: Do vegans eat poop? 'cause that comes from animals
A: Do you eat poop?
Q: What if the animal is already dead, like it got run over, or died of natural causes?
A: First of all, if an animal has died of natural causes most likely it either had a disease, which in the case i wouldnt eat it, or it lived in the forest or any unpopulated area, which by the time i found it, would probably would have either been devoured by bugs or decomposed. Second, I'd have to be close to starvation to eat anything thats been run over. Third, I'd get really really sick and probably barf it all back up anyway. So, what's the point?
Q: would you eat bugs?
A: I'd never intend to unless close to the point of starvation, but generally speaking, the average omnivore consumes a lot more bugs than a vegetarian, because they generally eat less processed foods, which contain A LOT of bugs. Factory farms aren't exactly clean...
Q: Plants are alive, how can you eat them?
A: plants don't have a developed central nervous system and can't experience any pain or suffering.
him: ha you can't eat pussy cause youre a vegan
me: how much you wanna bet?