RAWR!!
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7:05 PM
Eehehe!

how is you?
My sister's boyfriend kicked me off the TV. >.<
LMFAO
I'm not sure he's allowed to do that. . .
LOL
*pout*
Ah, well.
lol
demo had to go to her sisters Graduation thing
Yeah, I just read her away message.
I just hope it's shorter than mine was!
LOL
Otherwise, she will fall asleep. XD
LMFAO
Secretariat442 (15:45:37): okie gotta go..hope I dun fall asleep (graduations are booooring)

1200 kids. . .four hours. . .wheeee. . .
XD
wow
Marilyn Manson's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to (doom doom) eat some hay
Before I go outside
Naked in the night.
Original Lyrics:
I want to (doom doom) get away
From the pain inside my head
I can't sleep at night.
HAHAHAHA
Last time I went to one (that wasn't mine) I brought a deck of cards. . .
lol
Hahaha!

I don't think I ever heard "eat some hay. . ."
o.O
Or if I did, I must have figured, No way is he saying that!
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Marilyn Manson's, "The Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want ya
I don't need ya
I eat macaronis
like I eat a pizza
Original Lyrics:
I don't want ya
I don't need ya
don't bother to resist
or Ill beat ya
LMFAO
Aw, now I'll need to listen to these. . . >.<
LOL
haha
(Btw, my ex be lurking online. . .so I may have to. . .sneak away. . . x_x)
Marilyn Manson's, "The Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Peerless wallpaper
The Peerless wallpaper
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people
The beautiful people
OMFG HAHA
LOL
The peerless wallpaper?!
What does that even mean?!
LOL
Ed.'s Note: Peerless is a brand name for water faucets.
7:10 PM
Misheard Lyrics:
The beautiful meatballs.
Original Lyrics:
The beautiful people.
O.O;
http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/marilynmanson.shtml <--lmfao red them, there are tONES
*tones
Marilyn Manson's, "The Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have your legs spread, it's hard to be clean.
Original Lyrics:
You live with apes, man it's hard to be clean.
WHATTHE FUCK!
Haha|!
lol
Freudian slip, much?
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LMAO
Oh, man. I'm going to be on this site for forever. . .
LOL
the MCR anes ar funny as fuck
*ones
the MM ones are...funny and.....interesting lmao
Oh! *dashes off to see MCR lyrics*
lol
the 1stone made me choke
*1st one
lmao
Haha!
*falls over!*
*actual laughter*
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"Strength Of The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shave my legs
For those who've died.
Original Lyrics:
Ice in my vains
For those who've died
O.O
Birmingham?
o.O
LMAO
i know weirdeh?
Haha!
What a tribute. . .
lol
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the horse you try to get in again.
or
Just like the horse you tied to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
*dies laughing*
LMAO yea
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst that I can say?
Things would be better if I was gay.
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst that I can say?
Things would be better if I stayed.
Would they now? XD
LMAO
Misheard Lyrics:
And you won't f*** my Frank.
Original Lyrics:
And you won't f*** my friends.
I'm getting subliminal messages here. . .
*gigglesnort*
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice squirrels are hard
They'd stop your heart from beating.
Original Lyrics:
I squoze so hard
I'd stopped your heart from beating.
:sidehurt
Haha!
Ice squirrels. . .
Misheard Lyrics:
Just knowing this matters
I just felt stronger, itchy eyebrows.
Original Lyrics:
Just knowing this matters
I just felt stronger, and sharper
:sidehurt
actual laughter produced
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Misheard Lyrics:
When a blah-blah shark attacks
What a beautiful thing!
Original Lyrics:
Found a box of sharp objects
What a beautiful thing!
o.O
Haha!
Misheard Lyrics:
She wants a mansion and a house for her broom.
Original Lyrics:
He calls the mansion not a house, but a tomb.
Misheard Lyrics:
How now, Brown Cow?
Original Lyrics:
Now, now, now, now
I love that one!!
Misheard Lyrics:
You ripped my heart out of my leg and put it back.
Original Lyrics:
You ripped my heart out of me then you put it back
HAHAHAHA
Hahahaha!
LMAO yea the how now brown cow one is brill
*can't breathe!*
LOL same
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't go down on myself
But I'll go down on my friends.
Original Lyrics:
I won't go down by myself
But I'll go down with my friends.
. . .yay? o.O
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom, it's not like anything
It's basically a f***ing night.
Original Lyrics:
Love is not like anything
Especially a f***ing knife.
O.O
7:20 PM
lol
Hahaha!
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a bullet through a flock of gloves
To wage this war against your face.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a bullet through a flock of gloves
To wage this war against your faith.
Misheard Lyrics:
Shower with me
'Cuz I need it right now
Let me see you in tights.
Original Lyrics:
Share with me
'Cause I need it right now
Let me see your insides.
O.O bloody hell
I love that one!
lol
Hehe. . .tights. . .
XD
LMAO yea
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in charge now.
Original Lyrics:
The orange I choked
HAHA
I actually don't know which is funnier. . .
Misheard Lyrics:
The pen is better in the mud.
Original Lyrics:
The pianist peddled into morning.
ROFLMFAO
The misheard one or the original.
LMAO yea haha
what i though
How does one choke an orange?
Misheard Lyrics:
So here I am, poopin' in my pants
And I'll savor every moment of this.
Original Lyrics:
So here I am, it's in my hands
And I'll savor every moment of this
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*catches breath*
O.o i think i just died
*ish already dead*
LOL
"Knife Blood Nightmare Master"
Misheard Lyrics:
A sumo whip that just won't heal.
Original Lyrics:
A sillouette that just won't heal
O.O
O.O
heeh ok now P!atD ones
LOL
Green Day's, "American Idiot"
Misheard Lyrics:
But now I can see her changing her gender.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
O.O
It's Free!
XD
Free of the Future!
*gigglesnort*
p!atd ones aint good lol
Aww. No fun!
*pout*
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna be a gender-changed Indian
A nation molested by an alien.
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna be an American Idiot
One nation controlled by the media.
O.O oh god maybe there is one
Misheard Lyrics:
The good doctor is making me c**.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning, come
Haha!
O.O hahaha
7:25 PM
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Misheard Lyrics:
And she swallows.
Original Lyrics:
And follow.
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden nostrils
Original Lyrics:
Cold in life's throws
HAHA
O.O
XD
Misheard Lyrics:
Wiko Kumo De Du Mad Nadaro
Original Lyrics:
What you think of will come up tomorrow?
Wtf?
Misheard Lyrics:
I am sexing tonight.
Original Lyrics:
All insects sing tonight.
o.O
HAHA
Hahaha!
Misheard Lyrics:
I look sexy tonight
F*** all the sound swim in my thong tonight
This fart does drown.
Original Lyrics:
All insects sing tonight
The coldest sound swim in the calm tonight
This art does drown.
-dies-
hahahahahahaha
Whaaaaat?!
O.O
LOL
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooo! She's got the whitiest legs.
Original Lyrics:
Follow be as the whitiest lace of light.
LMFAO
Misheard Lyrics:
Or were you sent to shave me?
Original Lyrics:
Or were you sent to save me?
O.O
Misheard Lyrics:
Swim in the c** tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Swim in the calm tonight
OMFG HAHAHAHAHA
O.O
*dies*
Ewww. . .
Misheard Lyrics:
I repent a whore
Who said my life's a board.
Original Lyrics:
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore.
o.O
LOL
HAHA
Misheard Lyrics:
I swallowed the only thing that's breathing.
Original Lyrics:
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating.
Hahaha!
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LMAO
Misheard Lyrics:
I went to a shrink to idlize wet dreams
Original Lyrics:
I went to a shrink to anylize my dreams
ok what band now....
LAMO
*LMAO
*falls off bed!*
LOL
*is dying laughing*
Misheard Lyrics:
I went to the brink
To analyze my genes
She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a horn
He said my line's a bore
So quit my wine because it's bringing her Dawn
Sometimes I give myself the cream
Sometimes my mind plays strings on me
It all keeps Eddy up
I think I'm a cracker now
Am I just paranoid
Or am I dressed up?
Original Lyrics:
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?
Misheard Lyrics:
I got soul butter in my soul jar.
Original Lyrics:
I got soul but I'm not a soldier
HAHAH
A
XD
Soul butter. . .
OMFG HAHAHAHA @ the green day one
I think I'm a cracker now. . .
XD
Misheard Lyrics:
John Bastard, oi!
Original Lyrics:
I drive faster, boy
O.O
I love people. .
lol
O.O
Misheard Lyrics:
Well my erection, well it comes and goes.
Original Lyrics:
Well my affection, well it comes and goes
-dies-
:sidehurt
HAHAHA!
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes a kid might sell the Greeks
Sometimes my mime placed chicks on me.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays trick on me.
Haha!
Misheard Lyrics:
I've lost my crayfish.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't take this
HAHA
LMAO
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Misheard Lyrics:
Dry bastard
Original Lyrics:
Drive faster
Haha!
Misheard Lyrics:
Viagra, Viagra, Viagra
Original Lyrics:
I never, I never, I never.
O.O; hahahahaha
O.O
dying here lmao
I never, ever heard that!
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a lonely gnome
The only one that I have ever gnomed
Don't know where it goes
But it's only me and I am a gnome.
Original Lyrics:
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's only me and I walk alone.
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Mr. Rightsize
Viagra.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
I never
HAHA
HAHAHA!
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish a haunted bear would find me.
Original Lyrics:
I wish someone up there would find me.
lonely gnome HAHAHAHAH -passes out-
*gasps for air!*
XD
LOL
Billie the lonely gnome. . .
LOL
Misheard Lyrics:
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone would pillow fight me
'Til then, I'll walk alone.
Original Lyrics:
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I'll walk alone.
Pillow fiiiiiight!
*tackle!*
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing it like a peanut.
Original Lyrics:
Smile like you mean it.
:sidehurt X10
Hahaha!
peanuts sing?
Like a peanut. . . XD
Well, duh!
:roll:
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I wish someone out there would f*** me.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me.
*dies!*
O.O haha
7:35 PM
Misheard Lyrics:
Another turnip born to forks stuck in the road.
Original Lyrics:
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
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O.O haha
And what were they smoking?
o.O
XD
LMAO
haha
Misheard Lyrics:
No rest for crotch shots in my mind.
Original Lyrics:
No rest for cross-tops in my mind.
O.O
Misheard Lyrics:
Back seats come and go.
Original Lyrics:
Bad scenes come and go.
ROFL
O.O wow lmfao
Haha!
Misheard Lyrics:
And I stubbed my toe to walk amongst the dead.
Original Lyrics:
And I stepped in line to walk amongst the dead.
HAHAHA
i think i'm going to die lmao
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll live inside this pencil case.
Original Lyrics:
I'll live inside this mental cave.
O.O haha
rofl
I dun think he'd fit. . .
lmfao
haha
LMAO
XD
I wonder if my family can hear me laughing through the door. . .
LMAO probibly
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck down in a rut
I taste like chicken spud
Original Lyrics:
Stuck down in a rut
of dislogic and smut
Ewww. . .
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just a frog
A cat is pregnant 'cause I think you suck.
Original Lyrics:
You're just a f***
I can't explain it 'cause I think you suck.
HAHAHA!
OMFG that's the hardest i've laughed all day
!about the chicken spud
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Can't breathe!
same lmao
Oh, god. . .
Misheard Lyrics:
Having an erection-go! go!
Original Lyrics:
Do the anorexa go-go
*dies again*
O.O hahahahahhahahahaha
Misheard Lyrics:
Another turnip boy, a fork stuck in the nose.
Original Lyrics:
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Hahaha!
:sidehurt
7:40 PM
Misheard Lyrics:
Time grabs your bottom, and directs you where to go.
So make the best of this testimony, that's why.
It's not a question but a laughing, learning time.
Original Lyrics:
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why.
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time.
Um. . .
o.O
O.O hahaha
Oh, this is better. . .
Misheard Lyrics:
Tongue grabs you by the waist, the rest is set to go.
Original Lyrics:
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
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O.O
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a trout in the fountain of poo
And now I'm masturbating.
Original Lyrics:
There's a drought at the Fountain of Youth
Now I'm dehydrated.
O.O wow
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the sound of the hollering pain
Coming down like an Armadillo flame
(Ugh!) 'Remember The Maine'
The ones who died without cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
Hear the sound of the falling rain
Coming down like an Armegeddon flame
(Hey!) The shame
The ones who died without a name.
Misheard Lyrics:
Rising sandwich, hairy papaya
Original Lyrics:
Lies in a cemetary that bears my name.
Well, of course lyrics don't have to make sense!
O.O
O.O haha
Eww!
LOL
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a flag wrapped around the skull of a man
(Hey!) And then a bird s****ed on a monument.
Original Lyrics:
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men
(Hey!) A gag, a plastic bag on a monument.
O.O
O.O haha
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i've ran out of bands...lmao
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody take my pants
Because I'm falling out.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody keep my balance
I think I'm falling off.
HAHA!
HAHAAHA omfg
*thinks* TAI. . .?
aint there
Aww. . .
FFTL?
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the son of Asian love.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the son of rage and love.
LMAO
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Meizies' Gay Parade
Original Lyrics:
Today's the Macy's Day Parade.
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HAHA