51. Mornings would be much easier if they just happened later in the day
52. Murphy's law is always true, except if you decide to depend on it
53. Power corrups, Absolute power is kind of neat
54. There's no such thing as a "dirty" word, words only mean what the listener thinks they mean
55. We're still rockin' in Wisconsin
56. Just because two things happen at the same time doesnt necessarily mean they had anything to do with each other
57. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
58. Ever major celebrity will have at least 12 fan pages hosted on GeoCities
59. A person who says something is impossible is usually interrupted by the person doing it
60. Customer service has not gone down, customer stupidity has gone up
61. Cows never said Moo, people only understand it that way
62. If there are at least 2 people in the world who are interested in something, there is a website about it
63. The mousepointer will always be infront of what you are reading/writine
64. A false statement does not imply truth or lack thereof
65. It never snows on the internet
66. Its impossible to devise a foolproof system as nature will simply evolve a more perfect fool
67. Everything is always in the last place you look for it; after you find it, you're not going to look anymore
68. Light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear bright befor you hear them speak
69. The status of one's sick leave is directly proportional to the operating status of one's home computer
70. The great pleasures in live are doing what people say cannot be done
71. Common sense i sno more common than a mushroom cloud is a mushroom
72. In a cartoon, everything falls faster than an anvil
73. The general perversity of the internet is always at its maximum...actual intelligence on the internet is alwasy at its minimum
74. Artificial banana tastes nothing like banana
75. Simplicity is the highest form of complexity, as we cannot explain it any further
76. Any statement made on Usenet will, by necessity, be on or more of the following: offensive, liberal, mispelled, ungrammatical, spam, a "me too" or a flame
77. One of the funniest things you can do is pack yourself in a suitcase
78. Reality is what you make of it
79. There is always someone more stupid then you (and they will always call when you do tech support?)
80. In any given group of friends, there is always one who never has money to buy anything
81. If anyone calls you Dick immediately after finding out your name is Richard, you should not trust them
82. A little insanity is a wonderful thing
83. NO matter how long you work at a puzzle trying to solve it, someone will always come along and give you the answer after looking at it for two seconds
84. Everything makes sense to someone