2. ...... more then 10 dollars worth?
3. have you ever bought marshmellows at wawa?
4. have you ever walked for more then 2 hours at one time for no reason expect boredom?
5. ..... more then 6 hours?
7. have you sung the "Yeah Toast" song with your friend's cousin?
8. do you walk all day 'just because'?
9. have you ever walked to school and back?
10. do you lick things (ex. people, trees, rocks, road kill, north poles, KFC floors)?
11. do you stay up all night just to watch the sun rise just because it's funny?
12. do you talk like homestar all the time, because you love homestar?
13. have ever walked on rt. 724 for more then 5 miles?
14. have you ever walked on rt. 23 for more then 10 miles?
15. have you ever found a cell phone on the side of the road, fixed it, got it to turn on, then called the owner, then returned it to the owner who said "damn this is the middle of fucking nowhere" when you gave him directions to where you were where?
16. have you ever?
17. have you ever eaten and a pizza then walked to the post office in the same day?
18. have you ever walked to some where were it would take you 15 minutes in a car to get to?
19. do you know how to count?
20. ....... without missing numbers?
21. do you sing 'Oi to the world' on the flying thingyer at the fair?
22. have you ever heard 'Oi to the world'?
23. have you ever mailed toast?
24. ... french toast?
25. ... and a marshmellow?
26. remenber the time we were married?
27. do you like to pick corn?
28. have you ever walked more then a mile in the pooring rain?
29. do you get the gigglies at night (laugh about something for no reason)?
30. do you waste all your money in one day at CVS?
31. you have a website that has no point to it, and the only reason you made it was because you where bored?
32. do you have names for your friends that would offend most people (ex. ugly, smelly, pornstar, stupid)
33. do you shut off your brain for the summer or was it fried from the sun?
34. do you go to girl scouts fundraisers for a troop your not even in?
35. do you break the rides at the fair?
36. do you give those people that butt in line 'the evil' look?
37. why does the monkey cross the road? guess...then highlight this next part... or click here and drag to the next question did you get because it was stapled to the chicken? .
38. are you keeping track of the number of no's you have?
39. have you found any type-o's on this page?
40. do you wear size gargantuon?
41. do take dead plants from teachers and then try to bring them back to life?
42. do you walk more then 45 minutes to your friend's house?
43. are the goonies or office space your favorite movie(s)?
44. DID YOU READ THIS BEFORE NUMBER 43 JUST BECAUSE IT WAS BOLD AND IN ALL CAPS?
45. do you buy icing and pineapples at the broken store?
46. is wal-mart tons better then k-mart?
47. is your name smelly, ugly, stupid, or ditz?
48. why? and don't just say because give a good well thought out answer!
49. cl i c k what does that say? ( if you see dick it counts as a no if you are keeping a tally.anything else besides dick counts as yes)
50. have you ever tried to listen to sweet home alabama at the CD store at the mall and found out that it doens't play the freaking chorus?
51. have you ever gotten toast in the mail?
52. have you sung a song about living in hicksville, and tipping cows?
53. where you thinking of making a cover song for yeah toast... but called corn bread?
54. do purple oranges taste like green lemons?
55. are you the ninja king of yams?
56. do you give a rat's ass?
57. did you think about looking up the word baksheesh because you didn't know what it meant, but it turned out you are too lazy??
58. do you know what i did last summer?
59. should the dollar store be called the dollar-six because when you buy something here ... like a soapdish....it costs $1.06 with tax?
60. are you planning to take over the world, in the next 5 years?
61. ..........maybe the next 10 years?
62. do you eat with sporks as often as possible?
63. are you going to live in that pink house in Reading?
64. is ashley THE pornstar?
65. do you like to shop at the broken store?
66. do you send long e-mails to teachers who don't evencare anyways?
67. do you make up stupid games that involve throwing snapple caps onto shelves at the end of a stairway?
68. ..... do name those games?
69. .....then play the game for hours?
70. did you hope the big black out didn't shut off Water World?
71. do you have like 10 billion websites but no one goes to?
72. do you get mad when KFC doesn't have sporks?
73. ...... then steal spoons and make your own sporks?
74. should homestar run for governer of california too?
75. do you like to write your name all b A C >| \/\/ a r (| Z?
76. do old PMSing ladys that shop at CVS bitch at you and try to pick fights with you because they dont have all day!!!?
77. do you think your mom's car is funny?
78. do you know how you hot wire a car?
79. do you live in hicksville?
80. do you know how to use your middle finger?
81. do protons flink?
82. do you like to say funny things in sign language?
83. do people throw magazines at you
84. ...out of moving vehicles?
85. .... then do you take time to read the magzine?
86. ...do they turn around & come back for the magzine and ask for it back but you say no and run for the corn?
88. do people tell you say things rhyme when they don't?
89. do you like swimming in your clothes with your friends?
90. ...... then all try to fit on a little boat but your all too fat?
91. do you wear different colored shoe bcause you can't find a matching pair?
92. do you write 'left' and 'right' on your shoes to tell others which is thier left and which is their right?
93. do you have to go potty, but you don't wanna go upstairs?
94. did you noticed that i missed number 87?
95. .... did you look back to see if i really did miss 87?
96. does your brother read your IM's online because he doesn't have a life?
97. .... can you buy a life at Wal-mart?
98. .... do you buy clothes at wal mart?
99. do you even get half of the questions on here?
100. have you ever wondered what CVS stood for?
101. ... then called the CVS hot line you find out?
102. do you like curly shoe laces?
103. have you ever been to www.something.com?
104. do you know what Consumer Value Store is ?
105. ... do you care?
106. does eating spaghetti remind you of sex?
107. do you weight a washer machine minus a 1/4 pound?
108. do you own a cammel?
109. is peanuts what you want?
110. have you ever called 1(800)Walmart?
111. did you do the wave at orientation?
112. .... did you run like a mad man in the dark gyms?
113. do you get bus refferals for quote "having a good time"?
114. are you a Hip-Hop-Anonymous?
115. do you like to sing inthe rain?
116. .... dance?
117. do shiny objects facsinate you?
118. do printers scare you?
119. are your tits size 12?
120. do you hug trees?
121. did you take the bus up to king of prussia for no reason but to go?
122. do you play with crack foam?
123. does your hair go POOF?
124. do you get curlie's in your hair, in the summer?
125. are you chunky?
126. ... or just fat?
127. ......or both?
128. do you go to parties then end up getting leaves piled on you?
129. WWJD for a klondike bar?
130. does your pile smell like leaves?
131. have you ever licked the north pole?
132. do you get between 5-7 clicks on the roller coaster at knoebels?
133. do you throw sticks at your annoying friends?
134. ... wholes trees?
135. did you drink a whole 2 liter of soda by your self on Labor day?
136. does your last name your remind people of a drug?
137. ... is it some thing to do with weed?
138. do your friends send you stupid top ten lists every day?
139. .... any other fact lists for that matter?
140. have you gotten too lazy to correct teachers when they say your name wrong?
141. .... or do you think it is funny when they keep saying the wrong way half way through the year?
142. do you write your locker combo ont he back of your hand?
143. do you carry plants around just to feel "cool"?
144. ... do you think your cool without the plant?
145. .... well you aren't.... are you going to buy a plant now and carry it around, just because i say it is cool?
146.do you have Mr. Ferster?
147. do you have a pink bookbag?
148. do you wear flip flops you find?
149. ... over your shoes?
150. did you try to lick the school floor?
151. ... you prove a point, that you lick floors ?
152. do you moo when you are in a crowd of people, that happen to be moving like cows?
153. Are you named thing 1 or thing 2 because their are too many people have your name?
154. do you writes songs about being dead sexy?
155. do you use vasaline?
156. .... do you use Magazines?
157. .... do you use tangerines
158. Do you like thingsinbags?
159. Do you obsess over songs about toast and then write new pointless verses to them?
160. Do you try to feed people fritos by droping them from 3 feet above them?
161. Can you type?
162. Do you drink a whole thingy of orange jucie while laying on the floor?
163. Are you sober while doing this?
164. Have you ever scored really really bad on an IQ test just because you were too lazy to answer the math problems?
165. Can you be easily amused by a hammock?
166. Did you actually get to sit in the captain's chair this time?
167. Do you blow bubbles in pizza shops?
168. Do you sit on your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend's head?
169. Have you ever had orange juice go up your nose?
170. Can your dog catch stuff? {as opposed to letting it hit him/her on the head}
171. Have you ever dragged a person down the hallway at school?
172. Do you think pocket protecters are dead sexy?
173. Are you not allowed to lick the school at school?
174. Do you think clangly or brung are words?
175. Do you never get good pictures at school?
176......or ever?
177. Do you like to take pictures of people you dont even know.
178. Do you pour diet sprite into plastic sandwich bags, then put a grape in it, seal it up, then try to convince people it is a fish?
179.....do people believe you?
180.....even teachers?
181. do you call some one on your home phone then walk to your friends house ?
182. do you buy 30 cent fish at walmart name them dog, then wake up the next morning and they are dead?
183. ... did you know you could buy 36 fish at walmart with 10 bucks?
184. do you sneeze on people?
185. do you sit on the floor at lunch because "chairs have feelings too"?
186. are pocket protectors dead sexy?
187. do you think that the cheerleaders use pompoms to keep their fingers warm?
188. do your school have a M&M machine?
189. do you try to sleep at "prep" rallys?
190. .....or football games?
191. do you tell your friend's sister online to shut her legs because she smells?
192. does alex look pregnant in that shirt?
193. have you slaped tim yet today?
194. do you almost get hit every you cross the street?
195. do your friend memorize wierd stuff like Screen Names, emial adresses, and phone Numbers easily?
196. .......then write them down in your note book ?
197. is megan mccormick the coolest person you know?
198. do you own a thing-in-a-bag?
199. do you want to own a thing-in-a-bag?
200. is this your watch?
201. remeber the time i drove pass your house yelling your name and you came outside?
202. do you wear paper bags on your head and walk around following people?
203. do you ride bikes in to creeks?
204. do you try to catch 5 dollar bills that float down creeks too?
205. do you try to fit 3 or more people on a bike at one point and time?
206. do you try to buy the bowling shoes at the bowling alley?
207. ... if they don't let you buy them to you poke the manger for like 5 mintues asking him why?
208. ... then do you bother them untill they give you shoe laces?
209. ... do you also get ring and candy from them?
210. do you take pictures with random people?
211. ....@ football games?
212. ...... then do you happen to be wearing im with stupid shirt?
213. ...... then make a website with all the pictures?
214. .........did you happen to get a picture with A.) a cheerleader or B.) a cop?
215. Do you "Go with the vein, GOD DAMMIT!"?
216. do you and your friend try to be each other for a day by switching shoes and clothes?
217. ..... even tho your dumber then your friend?
218. Can you do 5 in 2?
219. do you pick up stuff off the road?
220. ... and play with it?
221. do you want a big mail box?
223. ... is it because your fat?
224. Do ducks quack?
225. .... or was that the noise that they were given?
226. Do you hide the needle?
227. .....Do you hide 'the stuff'?
228. ....... under the bed?
229. do you stalk people?
230. .... do you think it is fun?
231. do i know where you sleep at night?
232. do you know where i sleep at night?
234. do you write on your arms/ hands?
235. ... because paper is boring?
236. do you type up random words looking for songs to listen to?
237. do you lock your self in closets?
238. .... then call your friends?
239. ...... and tell them to call you family, to tell your family to let you out of the closet?
240. do you think about having a yard sale on top of your roof?
241. does your halloween outfit have a single item?
242. .... does it take you less then 5 minutes to make?
245. ...... is it a mask of some sort?
246. ..... it is a paper bag over your head?
247. does your 'life goal' have something to do with a church?
248. do you stay after school 'just because'?
249. is your brother's nick name speddie freaddie?
250. ........are there two d's in speddie?
251. do you direct traffic after lunch?
252. .... with bananas?
253. does your mom street race?
254. ....on her birthday?
255. .... with a five year old in the back seat?
256. .... agianst a teenager?
257. .... does she lose?
258. are you a girl scout?
259. ... and proud??
260. ... do you wanna buy a box of girl scout cookies?
261. .... wanna buy a pizza?
262. .... or cookie dough?
263. do you draw pictures on your PSSA tests?
264. .... pictures of homestar?
265. ... do you plan this ahead of time?
266. ........ with your friends?
267. do you have ugly spots on your arms?
268. ... on your face?
269. ... your legs?
270. ...... next to your belly button?
271. do you have a belly button?
272. are you planning to go to homecoming in a weddng dress?
273. do you make up names for your teachers? ( like Mrs. Rowing, and Mr. North)
274. do you stay up all night typing stupid stuff like this?
275.do you hide behide broked trees in the middle of the road, and video tape it?
276. do you have a 'little black book'?
277. .... is it orange?
278. do you find tampons outside of your school?
279. ..... when you are eating lunch?
280. are you god?
281. do people pray to you?
282. do you love boy scouts?
283. do all your favorite songs have the word sex in them?
284. is your attic full of neat, cool stuff?
285. is your name north?
286. ... northeast?
287. .......east?
288. .....north-south?
289. ......west?
290. do you get a 'E' in every class? ('E' for effort!)
291. .... do you get a 'E' in every thing you do?
292. boring?
293. boring?
294. boring?
295. boring?
296. boring?!
297. Does this look small?
298. do you wear masks on haunted hay rides?
299. do you order cheese fries then notice that you don't have enough money to pay for them, and you leave?
300. did you send this quiz to mr. morris?
301. have you ever cut your self with safety sciossers??
302. is jello at the broken store more then it is at CVS?
303. do you have a CVS card?
304. can you hang up on some up on your friends then pick the phone up again and they are still there?
305. ..... does it take like 20 seconds for your phone to hang up?
306. do you tell your teachers lies about having broken tail bones?
307. ..... how the bible is the only book worth carrying around?
308. ...... about how you have a stalker, and that's why she should hang up you family tree?
309. ..... that your mom works for the FBI?
310. do you make up nick names for your teachers ?
311. ............. like mrs. rowwing?
312. ...... and mr. gunther?
313. do you ask the cleaning ladies to take you home?
314. ....... beacause you don't have a home to go to?
315. do your friends give you posters that say "go die somewhere"?
316. .... then do you hang it on your door?
317. .....does your mom think that this sign is for her, and she yells at you for it?
318. do you have cooties?
319. are you a "pshyopathic bitch"?
320. do you go to CVS and buy 2 lbs. of smarties at a time?
321. ..... then do you empty them out of their wrapers into on big bag?
322. ..... so that you don't have to hassle with opening the smaries?
323. does your life goal have something to do with a church?
324. do you use words wrong, just for the fun of it?
325. do you get letters int he mail saying that your uncle is going to be arrested?
326. "does my guitar help my sexyness?"
327. ".... how about my car, does that help my hotness?"
328. do you have a little (black (that happens to be orange)) book with EVERY thing in it?
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330. do you have a hot pink backbag?
331. ..... with crap all over it?
332. do you hate matt gerrish?
334. do ask you buy the bowling shoes?
335. ... and offer then $15 for them?
336. .... do they still say no?
338. ... and wrist bands?
339. ....blue ones?
349. ... are you planning to go back to get the shoes?
350. when you go bowling: do they sit you down to talk to you because you are too loud, and old next to you complained?
351. have you ever asked your doctor about 'railing' smarties?
352. does your friend's sister aways get annoyed when you knock their door?
353. do you lose things easily?
354. do you find condoms at the broken store?
355. ..... do you think about buying them?
356. ...... giving them to the food drive?
357. .... giving smarties to the food drive?
358. where does rice grow?
359. .... wheat nuts?
360. do you love jesse?
361. .... and nick?
362. ...... and john?
363. .... and brad?
364. do you play on snow banks?
365. do you wish you could have brought billy bob to the battle of the bands?
366. ..... do you love billy bob?
367. do you lick your tickets before going into basketball games?
368. do you go to games just for the color guard?
369. ..... then pick out all the wrong things they did?
370. do the crazy refs ask you to back them up if 'anything happens'?
371. .... do you think this is could you are the two fat people in the crowd, she naturally we will physically look scary to any one?
372. do you like cold showers?
373. .... and baseball?
374. do you still have some halloween candy?
375. do you give people weird gifts for christmas?
376. ..... like canned food?
377. do you blow up gloves and put carrots in them?
378. did you take a first aid training course, just so that you can pratice mouth to mouth on piner?
379. is stellar your new favorite word?
380. are you the groupie?
381. do you love ben kweller?
382. ... love him soo much that you are going to his concert on april 12th?
383. ... do you sing his songs as loud as you can at freedom club?
384. do you love freedom club?
385. ....because of the food?
386. do you think valentines day is a load of shit?
387.do you know where to get party hats?
388. do you like a man in uniform?
389. do you punch holes in hats ( that you got at your friends batmitzuah) then hang them from the ceiling, and chuck wooden nickels ( that you got from the orthodontist) into the hats?
390. did some guy steal your orange shoes ( hint, hint: MAYO!!)?
391. do you know stapler kid?
392. .... kool aid kid?
393. ... girl on my bus?
394. .... girl on my bus' friends?
395. ...early kid?
396. .... kid in my math class?
397. .... tin foil man?
398. do you steal tables at lunch?
399. are you making shirts in memory of piner?
400. do you know (james) piner ?
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350 88% 300 75% 250 62%
200 50%
150 37%
100 25%
50 13%