| Things Not to do when you go on Jeopardy... | ||||
| >Sing along with the music >Cheat on final Jeopardy > Whisper to other people durning the game >Curse > thumbs-up > eat the mircophone >Buzz in unless i know the answer > yell " OH I KNOW!" > yell the answer really loud when not called on > make shout-outs to all of your friends & family > Make funny faces >buy a vowel > wave to the camera >double entanrdeas > forget the host's name > wear mix-matched socks > yell really loud into the mircophone >threaten to lick your opponents > bet cent values >chew/ blow bubble gum >bring a snack > after every answer say "that's my final answer!" > you ask the questions > add your own score > ask how to play the game > trip > wear a shirt that says "hi mom" > Complain that none of the questions are about ben kweller > shoot spit balls at the other players > bet negative money on final jeopardy, so when you get it wrong they have to give you money >say you thought you were playing the golf verison >use a life line >dance to the music > make inapproiate sounds (farts & burps) > change clothes between commericals > buzz in before they are done reading the question > " where is the redo button?" >quit in the middle of the game > complain the board is too bright of a blue > go and look at the front of your booth to see your score > bring a CD player > say " that was a practice question right?" > wear a name tag. > ask if you are playing for a "full House" > go on with someone with the same name > wear your ROTC uniform > flirt with the host > write the wrong name on the screen > ask someone to marry you > flirt with the host > write the wrong name on the screen > put on make up using the blue board as the mirror > bring your pet can of tuna > wear nothing but a shirt > yell "praise Allah" when you win > sneeze and wipe your hands ont he person next to you > " i can't work in these conditions" > offer to swtich booths with someone because " the person next to you was looking at you weird" >ask them to tape the show, because it is on after your bed time >fall asleep > read a book > flash the camera >write on the screen " suck it alex" > make out with the person next to you >when some gets the answer right, attack them > misspell your name > masterbate > lick the camera > make your own commerial > say lines from monty python > speak in code > ask some one out int he auditence > pass out > " clam cowder is not a vanarial disease " >answer all the questions the same > always use the wrong way to form the question like 'who is new york?' > walk in late to the game > ask your invisible friend the answer > tell a stupid story durning that interview > smell your armpits > give a long drawn out answer and always end up talking about french fries > thank people after you win, like when on the movie awards > use someone elses buzzer > order a pizza with your life line > call fred/ norristown city hositpal with your life line >talk on cell phone |
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