Things Not to do when you go on Jeopardy...
>Sing along with the music
>Cheat on final Jeopardy
> Whisper to other people durning the game
>Curse
> thumbs-up
> eat the mircophone
>Buzz in unless i know the answer
> yell " OH I KNOW!"
> yell the answer really loud when not called on
> make shout-outs to all of your friends & family
> Make funny faces
>buy a vowel
> wave to the camera
>double entanrdeas
> forget the host's name
> wear mix-matched socks
> yell really loud into the mircophone
>threaten to lick your opponents
> bet cent values
>chew/ blow bubble gum
>bring a snack
> after every answer say "that's my final answer!"
> you ask the questions
> add your own score
> ask how to play the game
> trip
> wear a shirt that says "hi mom"
> Complain that none of the questions are about ben kweller
> shoot spit balls at the other players
> bet negative money on final jeopardy, so when you get it wrong they have to give you money
>say you thought you were playing the golf verison
>use a life line
>dance to the music
> make inapproiate sounds (farts & burps)
> change clothes between commericals
> buzz in before they are done reading the question
> " where is the redo button?"
>quit in the middle of the game
> complain the board is too bright of a blue
> go and look at the front of your booth to see your score
> bring a CD player
> say " that was a practice question right?"
> wear a name tag.
> ask if you are playing for a "full House"
> go on with someone with the same name
> wear your ROTC uniform
> flirt with the host
> write the wrong name on the screen
> ask someone to marry you
> flirt with the host
> write the wrong name on the screen
> put on make up using the blue board as the mirror
> bring your pet can of tuna
> wear nothing but a shirt
> yell "praise Allah" when you win
> sneeze and wipe your hands ont he person next to you
> " i can't work in these conditions"
> offer to swtich booths with someone because " the person next to you was looking at you weird"
>ask them to tape the show, because it is on after your bed time
>fall asleep
> read a book
> flash the camera
>write on the screen " suck it alex"
> make out with the person next to you
>when some gets the answer right, attack them
> misspell your name
> masterbate
> lick the camera
> make your own commerial
> say lines from monty python
> speak in code
> ask some one out int he auditence
> pass out
> " clam cowder is not a vanarial disease "
>answer all the questions the same
> always use the wrong way to form the question like 'who is new york?'
> walk in late to the game
> ask your invisible friend the answer
> tell a stupid story durning that  interview
> smell your armpits
> give a long drawn out answer and always end up talking about french fries
> thank people after you win, like when on the movie awards
> use someone elses buzzer
> order a pizza with your life line
> call fred/ norristown city hositpal with your life line
>talk on cell phone
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