Things only found in the America
1. only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster that an ambulance

2.only in America..
are there handicap parking place in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get there medication while the health people can buy ciggarets at the front,.

4.Only in America...
do banks leave both doors open, then chain pens to the counter

5.Only in America...d
o we buy hot dogs in packs of 10, and buns in pakcs of 8.

6: Only in America....
do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: Poli in latin meaning "many" and tics meaing  "bloodsucking creatures"

7. Only in America...
do they have drive up ATM with Braille lettering..

I
n Case you need further proof that time himan race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actul label instrusticons on consumer goods.

On Sears hairdryer: "do not use while sleeping" NO SHIT

On a Bar od Dial Soap: "use like regular soap" really..hmmm

On Boots Children caugh Medication "do not drive a car, or operate machinery after taking this medication" what 5 year old drives ???


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Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: may cause drowsiness" isnt that what you want?


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