Episode 4 Character Biographies



Obi-Wan Kenobi

Name: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Nicknames: Old Ben, Obi, Oldy-Wan

Age: He refuses to tell, but claims 30. (We suspect differently.)

Hair color: White

Eyes: Blue/Grey

Height: 5'10"

Occupation: Retired Jedi Knight

Family Members: Robann Ylad-Kenobi, Daughters Annya Ylad-Kenobi and Wyndee Ylad-Kenobi

Favorite Color: Bright green with yellow accents

Favorite Hair Gel: Wicked Jedi Gel

Most Treasured Possesion: Designer cloaks in tacky colors from the planet of Diisoco.

Disabilities: Colorblind (majorly), and ditziness.


Robann Ylad-Kenobi

Name: Robann Ylad-Kenobi

Nicknames: Rob

Age: Same age as Obi-Wan

Hair color: Blonde

Eyes: Blue

Height: 5'9"

Occupation: Ambassador for the Jedis (travels to Coruscant a lot!)

Family members: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Daughter Annya Ylad-Kenobi and Wyndee Ylad-Kenobi.

Favorite Color: Blue

Biggest Regret in life: Wyndee's genes went wrong.

Biggest joy: To have her daughters be Jedis.


Annya Ylad-Kenobi

Name: Annya Ylad-Kenobi

Nicknames: Zilch

Age: 18

Hair color: Blonde

Eyes: Blue

Height: 5'8"

Occupation: Kid

Current Crush: Kendao

Biggest embarrasing moment: Robann gushing over current crush.

Goal in Life: To become a Jedi.

Biggest Worries: Obi-Wan's mental health.


Wyndee Ylad-Kenobi

Name: Wyndee Ylad-Kenobi

Nickname: Wyndee

Age: 17

Hair color: Pure Blonde

Eyes: Pure Blue

Height: 5'7"

Occupation: Guy searching

Favorite thing to do: Go to Coruscant and look at guys

Current Crush: Too many to name

Goal in life: What's a goal?

Biggest worry: Losing her silver ribbon


Beanie Ébanat-(Unknown)

Name: Beanie Ébanat-(We still don't know)

Nickname: Nope

Age: 10 years younger than Obi-Wan and Robann

Hair color: Black

Eyes: Brown with weird green tinge

Height: 5'6"

Occupation: Mom/Hacker

Favorite thing to do: Influence her 17 kids to be annoying and very good hackers.

Family members: Husband, Children: Marion, Evely, Banji, Benji, Hanji, Henji, Alici, Astere, Aurelia, Serena, Shayne, Sydi, Sydni, Zebon, Kaerne, Cami, and Jaren.


Jaren (Fill in the blank...but theoretically he should be Ébanat)

Name: Jaren....

Nickname: Poor poor poor homeless slave boy

Age: 13

Hair color: Brownish black

Eyes: Brown with that funky green tinge

Height 5'3"

Favorite thing to do: Hack up peoples' computers and create havoc

Most disliked person: Luke the wimpy boy

Mom: Beanie

Jedi power: Able to use it for good....sometimes.


Luke Skywalker

Name: Luke Skywalker

Nickname: Luke the Loser Boy

Age: 18

Hair color: blond/brown

Eyes: Blue

Height: 5'8"

Worst quality about him: His pickup lines

Example: "Hi, I'm Luke Skywalker. You may have heard of me from "The Sky Fighters Academy" or from "The Junior Dreamers Club."

Hero: Obi-Wan

Current Crush: Changes daily as he meets new women who happen to despise him.

Family members: Used to be Uncle Lars and Aunt Beru, considers Obi-Wan as his new "family"


Leia Organa

Name: Leia Organa

Age: 18

Hair color: Brown

Eyes: Blue

Height: 5'8"

Least Favorite hair-do: The cinnamon buns (she claims that her father made her wear them)

Occupation: Senator/Rebel Missionary person thingymajiggerbob

Favorite Show: "Weird Al: Behind the Music" on VH1

Least Favorite Show: Barney <shudder>

Family members: Senator and Mrs. Organa, until Chye blew Alderaan up.



Aciré Soirrab

Name: Aciré Soirrab

Age: 5 years younger than Beanie

Hair color: Brown

Eyes: Brown

Children: twins Chye and Elleim

Height: 5'1"

Occupation: Dark sidekick, mom

Funniest moment in life: The chocolate lady hitting on Ttocs

Favorite pager song: The Blasters on the Space Crusier go Blast Blast Blast


Ttocs Ayihc

Name: Ttocs Ayihc

Age: Same as Obi-Wan and Robann

Hair color: black

Eyes: Brown

Children: Kendao, his one and only pride and joy.

Height: 5'6"

Occupation: Dark sidekick, dad (sometimes Mom)

Most embarrassing moment in life: The chocolate lady hitting on him

Scariest moment in life: Having his son fall in love with a blonde.


Darth Vader

Name: Anakin Skywalker...dum dum dumm....

Nickname: Darth Vader, DarthLordDarkVadernessShip

Age: 2 years younger than Aciré

Hair color: Unknown

Eyes: Unknown

Children: ??? (Is he married?)

Disabilites: Asthma

Occupation: Evil Dark Lord of the Universe

Most embarrasing moment: When his tie got caught around his neck.


Chye Soirrab

Name: Chye Soirrab

Nicknames: Geek, goon, stupid

Age:10

Hair color: Curly, blond ringlets

Eyes: Blue

Height: 4'6"

Favorite Pastime: Trying to hack into the Death Star's systems

His fav. play console: Imperial PlayStation

Fav. Candy: Super-Duper, Extra Especially Sour, Extreme Puckering Sour Balls.

Sibling: Elleim


Elleim Soirrab

Name: Elleim Soirrab

Nicknames: Elly, dummy

Age: 10

Hair color: Brown, very very straight

Eyes: Brown

Height: 4'6"

Favorite Pastime: Spying on Ttocs and Aciré to find out what they used to do/ playing with dolls

Superiority Complex: to Chye

Fav. Candy: Super-Duper, Extra Especially Sweet, Extreme Sugar Sweet Balls

Sibling: Chye


Kendao Ayihc

Name: Kendao Ayihc

Nicknames: Kenny, Kendoll

Age: 18 (and a half, he points out)

Hair color: Black

Eyes: Brown

Height: 5'8" (and a half, he again points out)

Current Crush: Annya Ylad-Kenobi

Hobbies: Spying on Annya, talking on the phone to Annya, working for the Imperials

Sibilings: None

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