Watch your neighbors closely, but do not set fire to their houses (yet).

Even if their dirty bombs turn us all into faceless mutants,
Americans will never forget the importance of our families.

If you think fish and game are toxic now, just wait till the terrorists have their way.

Fight their psychic choking attacks with mental shields!

In case of a national emergency, avoid Texas.

Circuit City's Afternoon Madness Sale won't last long!

Remember: we know where you live.