Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.--anonymous

A dress doesn't make any sense unless it inspires a man to take it off you.--anonymous

Colin Farrell will take your girl, but Vin Diesel will take your girl, then punch you in the face.--Chris Rock, on TRL, 3/4/03

I don't want to write letters to the editor; I want to be the editor!--Becca (Jewel Staite), to Tucker, Flash Forward

Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status-quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify, or vilify them. But the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.--Apple Computer ad

Opinions are like assholes and everybody's got one.--Salt N' Pepa, "None of Your Business"

The future belongs to those who believe in their dreams.--Eleanor Roosevelt

Everyone has a moment in history which belongs particularly to him.--John Knowles

Innovation! One cannot be forever innovating. I want to create classics.--Coco Chanel

What are a woman's four favorite animals? A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.--anonymous

Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair.--Gilbert K. Chesterton

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official.--Theodore Roosevelt

Women never have young minds. They are born three thousand years old.--Shelagh Delaney

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.--Charlotte Whitton

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?--Linda Ellerbee

One night, the moon said to me, "If he makes you cry so much, why don't you leave him?" I looked at the moon and said, "Moon, would you ever leave your sky?"--anonymous

Sara: Mr. Lee needs a hooker.
Stephanie: A few of 'em.
--about our cranky teacher, Mr. Lee, in communications graphics, spring 2003

There comes a time in your life when everything falls apart and you need someone to put it back together again, because you can't do it yourself. To be put back together is to find peace of mind with your heart again. Once that is done, you are functioning as a whole again. Don't ever let go of the person that put you together, they are more important than you know.--anonymous

If I'm here and you're here, then who's back home?--Clay Aiken, to a reporter from Raleigh, North Carolina, during a press conference

I'm not crazy; I'm just sanity-challenged.--me

Patrick: I'll take you places you've never been before.
Kat: Like where, the 7-11 on Broadway? Do you even know my name, Screw Boy?
--Heath Ledger and Julia Stiles, 10 Things I Hate About You