What? Are you serious?--my brother

As if I'm not enough of a freak, let's add a tiara!--Mia, The Princess Diaries (movie)

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauley Shore movie.--Cher, Clueless

Despite everything, I believe that people really are good at heart.--Anne Frank

If I get murdered, I'm gonna come back as a ghost and haunt that person's ass.--Christy

We are the LAPD. We are the most hated cops in the free world. My own mama's 'shamed of me. She tells everyone I'm a drug dealer.--James Carter, Rush Hour

I can be a one-woman man, but marriage scares me. It's permanent.--Chris Kirkpatrick

Eric: Let's go. The cute one's staring at me.
Jack: You think Howie's the cute one? I thought Nick was the cute one.
--Will Fredile and Matthew Lawrence, about a Backstreet Boys poster, Boy Meets World

Hail to the six-pack!--Julie

It ain't a corndog.--Buttercup, The Powerpuff Girls

Yes, breathe air. It works.--Christy, to me during a laughing fit, summer 2000

Life's a bitch with too many fuckin' puppies.--Chenney of 'da Phat Farm

When you're sixteen, you're sweet. When you're twenty-one, you're legal. And when you're sixty-five, you can eat at Denny's for half off.--Khadijah, Living Single

Well, life's not fair. That's why bras come in different sizes.--Regine, Living Single

A very wise man once said, "I don't know. Ask a woman."--anonymous

I'm trying to protect you, you short little white girl.--Angela, to Topanga, Boy Meets World

Dishonor! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your whole family!--Mushu, Mulan

Times Square, this is MTV's new home! Everyone else, get the hell out!--Carson Daly

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.--Mr. Keating, Dead Poets' Society

The day we lose our need for dreams is the day the human race forfeits its soul.--John Chiam