The cheekbones = the sexy.

To steal a line from what someone else has said about a smoking!Johnny pic: Who knew that cancer could be so sexy? The end.

I know that this should make me go, "EWW! It's so tacky!" But I love the cheesy fashion sense exhibited here! And HE'S WEARING AN ANKLET!!!!11

LOVE. LOVE this picture.

Sigh. That gaze is exquisite.

this is a great picture, if only for the caption I'd put under it...
Orlando: OMG! OMG!!! Johnny! I just realized it! All the fansites are true! You ARE freakishly hot!
Johnny: Orlando. Get the hell off me. You're embarrasing yourself.

"Oh, who darest to awaken me from my slumber?" You may not get that if you haven't seen Secret Window...

This picture gives me warm fuzzies. It was on the cover of an issue of USA Weekend and I remember seeing it and reading it. Didn't keep it, though. I am obviously an idiot.

[snorts]

How PREPPY does Johnny look here? It's so cute and yet so funny.

"Well, this is great. Is it five pumps and a breath, or a breath and five pumps? I should've paid more attention in CPR certification."

Memo to Mr. Depp: wear glasses more often. Please? Purty purty please? I won't tell anyone you're afraid of clowns if you do...

"Bored now. Sooo bored. Bored to tears. Amuse me. Please?"

Hoooooo yeaaaaah.

Yo ho ho ho, a pirate's life for meeeeeeeee...

Oh, look, he's all hardcore, then you see the fork. The FORK. What is UP with that?! A FORK!

Really, how could you resist THAT face? You couldn't. End of story.

I think Johnny likes to show off his knees. And such sexy knees they are. [kisses knees]

[eyes glaze over at the pretty]

[insert incoherent speech here] Oh em to the friggin' gee, STOP THE CUTENESS ALREADY.

There is nothing better than men who read. Or men who lean on books. Gah.

The green background makes this otherwise boring photo work.

This picture elicits a "HOT DAMN" with a side of "GOOD GOD" from me.

I love the blue plaid shirt photoshoot. A lot.