Boogity, Boogity, Boogity Boys!

Well, we are almost half way through the season and ole DW doesn't know what the hell is gonna happen. This ofcourse ( as you all know ) is a rare occurance! When I have had this dilemma ( one other time ) in the past, I have turned to the time tested decision maker called the " pro " and " con " list. So before we look at the new power rankings lets develop a basis for our positions.

Pro: I remember a few years ago when there weren't enough cars to fill out the 43 car field. Now, we have big time names, not qualifying and getting fired for old racers that still have championship provisionals.

Con: Car of Tommorrow sucks! This is supposed to make Nascar more competitive? So far, only the teams with the biggest money and resources are winning races!


Pro: Toyota enters the big leagues

Con: Michael ( my loser little brother is their embassader ) Remember when he had the record for the most races without a win? you can double it!


Pro: Shoompaq racings eloquent provisionals

Con: Ternamania's ambiguos provisionals ( cheater )


Pro: Dale Jr. is gonna go to the Hendrick's team

Con: Kyle Busch will go to DEI and marry Terehsa, then rattle off 7 cup championships! Proving she's got a magic cooter!


Now that makes things clearer.

BONGO FURY: This team was the one DW was right about. Once again the team with the number 1 draft pick is dominating the field. This is becoming a trend, we might think about changing the draft next year. But then again you still got to make solid picks. The scary thing is Stewart always starts slow and finishes strong. Looks like that trend will continue and Phil will be putting more distance between himself and the rest of the field. See you in the championship!

...and now the rest of the field...

TernAmania: I know, I know, your saying " DW " how does pajama boy go from worst to a number two ranking. Well its because of Jeff Gordon ofcourse. Even though Ternamania's record doesnt show it, He does have the best racer ( who he drafted 5th overall ), and has this uncanny way of winning almost every race and every pole! All those top finishes has allowed this team to clime back in the standings. AS I predicted before, Riggs would hurt this teams performance. Ternamania is struggling to find a 5th starter. We will see if he can overcome.

MR. RACING: Looks like DW got this one wrong too! Maybe this guy does know something about racing! He is forever a Dale Sr. fan. He has invested in DEI completely with Jr and Jr, and oh yea, he has Harvick. Who raced in that car before Harvick? Anyway, I see a guy who won a championship last year to prove he is Mr. Racing! This year he drafted with his heart and may just win a championship because of karma!

Klynch motorsports: Is struggling but still in the hunt. Roush Racing is a big money team and ( per the pro / con list ) is starting to win! My prediction is Klynch will be contending for that runner up spot in the championship.

Shoompaq: Is struggling and just about out of the hunt. Two words Kasey Kahne. Ouch, 4th overall pick! The only thing that has kept this team in the standings is Mark Martin 31st pick overall. Unfortunately Martin will only participate in about half of the remaining races. That spells doom for SHOOMPAQ! Thank you for your donation!

Blown Heads: DW just can't figure this team out! Hendricks cars! Chevys! What the, Who the, how the,.....can happen! AS DW predicted carrying to many racers with new teams on your roster can hurt your performance! Now, Kyle Busch is leaving the No. 5? Yet another racer in transition. Thanks for your donation!


I hope that fulfills the league fine levied against me?