Booguddy, Boogity, Boogity boys!

DW is busting out at the seams with thoughts on the 2005 racing season! Since we are one third through the season I think it's time for some good ole fashioned color commentary!

Teams are ranked by DW's power ranking. 21 being the best possible, 243 the worst


Tinkermania: PWR Rank: 100. The sophmore is proving to be wise beyond his years. It doesn't look like those draft position trades, were moves of sillyness to add excitment to the draft, they were cold calculating moves of a trained assassin! With potential rookie of the year Kyle Busch getting better Tinkermania is emerging as the team to beat. Only thing holding him back right now is; he's runnin' three wide with Dawgweiser and Shoompaq! I can already hear his spotter sayin' inside, inside, inside!


Dawgweiser: PWR Rank: 102. Well the two time champ is running just like he has for the past four seasons. At the front of the pack is becoming the norm for JYD. DW thought JYD's comments, about trying to draft a team that would race well at homestead in the championship, was some what JONIEC ( sounds like, dick my friends niak ). Since he continues to win I guess I was right!


SHOOMPAQ: PWR Rank: 110. Still like this team of veterans consistency over the long hall!


Blind Pigs: PWR Rank: 117. DW would like to formally apologize to Bob for giving his team the wammy. In my pre season analysis I mentioned the Pigz inability to stay clean! OHHHhh the pain! I would like to somehow reverse the wammy with other comments, but alas, I cannot. Your power ranking is good yet your record is 2 - 10! You have the hottest young gun in Carl Edwards, yet you are 2 - 10! I can only attribute this to these two things: 1. You drafted a racer who's last name starts K-r-a-p. 2. You drafted Michael instead of me DW!


Klynch: PWR Ranking: 125. It is tough to repeat! In fact it is yet to be accomplished in this league. This team is going the way of all the other defending champs! The cherry on top of this shit pile will be if Tinkermania wins the championship! Then we can call that trade for draft position a full blown raping.


Mr. Racing: PWR Ranking: 128. I think you can sum up this teams whole performance by the racing of Nemechek. It never ceases to amaze me that "front row Joe " can run like that and not finish a race!



In conclusion, Dw thinks there is still a lot of racing left and anything can happen. In fact the way the standings are right now is fools gold! I predict somebody gets their heart broke! This wackey start is probably gonna have a wackey ending!