A group of friends sit at a bonfire on a camping trip. Silent. Bored out of their minds. Frederick stands up and announces the they MUST do something as soon as possible.
"Like what?", says Frederick's girlfriend Janet with a grin.
"Oh baby", Frederick replys with a horny tone,"you know".
and then frederick and Janet are gone and the 3 left have to try and talk over the squeeking of the camper.
"i really wish they didnt fuck so much",says eric to his 2 friendsJoe and Mary. Mary throws another rock into the fire and says, "what do you guys want to do?"
"eh, i dont care.", eric replys.
Joe suddenly says, "hey! We should play follow the leader!" after laughing for a while the other agree. They choose Joe to be the leader. Before they play, Joeasks them, "now you guys HAVE to do exactlywhat i do."They reply, "ya we know."
"DO YOU PROMISE?", yells Joe and they say , "ya, of course."
The camper isnt creeking anymore by the time Joe leads them out into the woods.
He walks over stumps, ducks under branches, jumps over fallen trees, runs, then he gets to a cliff.
"well looks like we should go back now", Eric says laughing.
just at that moment Joe turns around and says very seriously, "hey, remember, you promised", and he leans back and hurls himself backward into the bottom of the cliff.
"WHAT THE FUCK?"exclaims Eric.
Mary says to Eric, "well, you know, we did promise" and at that same time she pushes eric off the cliff and then jumps off too.

Mary, Dead
Joe, Dead
Eric... still alive?

Eric survived the fall with a couple broken limbs and bones and he wont be able to use his dick anymore but still, hes alive. He gets enough strength to go back to the camper to get help from frederick and janet. He drags himself past trees he had jumped over and branches he ducked under.
At the camper Eric climbs up the camper stairs and opens to door and discovers frederick's dead body lying oin the floor naked. Bang, Erics head gets blown off.

Sadly enough, when Frederick hopped into the camper, he didnt know that after the sex, Janet would take his comment about her vagina being rough, he didnt know she would take it so harshly and chop off his dick and stab him 54 times in the chest eventually piercing his heart.Eric didnt know Follow the Leader could be so dangerous.

They both didnt know their friends were crazy.

The End