If you were an X-Files character, you'd actually be three characters, because you'd be The Lone Gunmen. Although you might seem paranoid, what you really are is bright and curious. Don't let people call you a "geek" or a "dork" because you like fiddling with technology and promulgating your vast conspiracy theories---it just shows you're smart and creative. And, don't worry---just because you're not popular with the chicks/guys doesn't mean you're not lovable.
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