: 'Wash your mouth out' - To Heather after her comment about 'bein 16 and legally allowed to have sex' in Shrewsbury
: 'They'll be turning the life support machine off any day now,' referring to the lad he shared a womb with's illness. Nice.
: 'Don't get too comfy he's gonna die soon' - To Heather about Joe dying *yet again* at MancAeroporto
: 'Aiiiiiiiiiii' - Basically to everyone ever been born and in every single place they've visited!
: 'Like' - Repeatedly said on many Telly programmes and places
: 'Come and see me when you're 16' - To Jen, which he followed up with 'and I'm not talking about the lottery' (fragile innocent mind was warped - J)
: 'D'ya wanna lick me stick?' Colin said whilst brandishing a lolly stick, to most people at NewcAeroporto.
: 'Sit down before I kick ya down' To Nicola at NewcAeroporto. The gent.
: "I don't think I'd like to drown" - to Manta at the meet and greet in London
: "Philip's playing football so he's out the flat today" to The Stars in Dublin - obviously Philip is a recluse and doesn't get out much eh Col?!
Do you think you can add to this list? If you've got any Colin quotes, it'd be lovely if you could send them to us at [email protected]. Ta.