for beer bottles...
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, stronger, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something real scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to beleive you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting on them.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you can sing.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the major contributing factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you're not.