Shake ingredients together and serve in a urine sample jar. (hopefully a clean one).
* Pina Colada (original):
Blend with crushed ice and pour into a large highball glass. (pineapple chunk and a cerry are optional as a garnish)
* 3/4 - 1 oz. lemon juice
* salt to taste
* dash of vinegar (very optional!)
Stir well with ice in shaker and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
* Park Lane:
Shake well with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
* 1/4 oz. dry vermouth
* 1/4 oz. sweet vermouth
* 1/4 oz. pineapple juice
* 1 1/2 oz. gin
* 1/4 oz. apricot brandy
* 1 1/2 oz. orange juice
* 1/4 oz. lemon juice
* dash grenadine