Ok, there is the odd win here and there, most notably my win against Carl Mizzery at Haden Hill, but we have to face facts here, the audience put me off!
I don't understand why they think that paying me little respect is a good thing, I am a massive heavyweight wrestler and they damned well ought to be respectful of my power and ability. Yet what peturbs me is all the chanting and name calling, don't they know what I could do to them?
Well I like to take it out on people, like Kid Flash and Jay Icon, who limp out of the ring knowing they have faced a brick wall. My opponents get no mercy, they just get 350lbs of pain.
So I'm facing Rob Long in the qualifiers for King of the Ring 2007 and I have a poor record against KSW's bounciest mouthpiece, but I have a plan and I promise you I will defeat him and win the KOTR as well.
Because I've just started my run and you'd be foolish to get in Staxx's way!
"Who are ya!" the crowd chant.
Yes, who am I indeed? With strange speculation of my parentage and the use of my character with the wrestling world, I felt it best to do a horses mouth version of the truth about who Staxx is and what his story is all about, so here goes...
You ain't getting nothing from me son!
Yes, you heard me you poncy internet buffoon, sitting there thinking you are so damn clever, hiding behind your keyboard, nosing through your idiots guide to wrestling, HEY bozo! Why do you think it's called an IDIOT'S guide????
Ever since I started wrestling I have had something to prove, prove a fat guy could run just as well as the others, breakfall just as well as the others and wrestle just as well as the others. It's not been an easy road for me, hard work and a lot of pain.
Still I had to prove, prove that I could last in a ring, live under harsh social structures, deal with other wrestlers in my face and I learned that once I had the crowd behind me, I could do anything!
Then I began a losing streak. the fans left me, you idiots criticised me on the internet, I became a joke to you people and I poured my heart out to each and everyone of you.
But behind the curtain I have made a lot of friends, in fact, the biggest wrestling decision of my life was really made up for me by people who had a lot more experience in the game than me, everyone of them told me to drop the locker room bullies and become a wrestler like the rest of them.
Some by example. such as Carl Mizzery, some by telling me their own stories, such as ex-WWE wrestler the Blue Meanie and the best piece of advice from a man I really looked up to.
But you fans still taunt me.
So now I wrestle for myself, and from that I have developed an arsenal of moves to destroy my opponent.
You will see, Staxx will have his day!