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Alright, here we go.
My idea is that I’ve come up with an idea for a mutant for (almost) everyone. The wildtype looks like this:

and the list of mutants is(hope I can find the damn thing):

me	???	dunno how to draw an inverse masoginist so...
tara	fhs	fen hong seh
ini	gdb	goldfish don't bounce
linda	???	.
shirley	drt	dirty
marcus	XYY	just huge...
or	mcs	mucus - just covered in green gloop
lin	???	sea shell boy, but i dunno how to draw it
twins	chi	chiral twin mutant? dunno
or cat	cat	make it look like a kitten somehow

G	gia	giardia with the tail things it's got...
frank	pck	pickachoo or however you spell it
or	spi	frank wants a spider it would seem...
marlene	???	mmm
djaja	fku	labelled with fkuc (so i don't get sued)
or	smk	yes i've quit smoking (i like this one better)
ed	???	.
kylie	???	.
sarah	???	coffee or something...?? horse mutant?
allen	brv	johnny bravo but spelt wrong again so i don't get sued
karryn	opt	optom - give it a human eye (that'll look freaky...)

or	kiw	covered with wool and ugg boots etc
anne	vtr	viet runt (really small holding a knife)
or	qnr	queen of the runts
kiara	nab	not actually boimed - she'd be a butterfly
eddy	ani	anime - all the hair and a dragon ball or something...
den	???	side burn nonsense or something...

here are a few of the mutants:

so, we’ve got a few options now:

everyone has their mutant on their shirt, with or without description (eg fhs^- fen hong seh mutant. but with descriptions may cause issues with the viet runt mutant….
or you have your own mutant and the wild type next to it (this will probably be best for Marcus if he wants the XYY…)
we pick a few mutants and do this sorta square thing:
any other suggestions?

and of course have this on the sleeve:

and I may wanna borrow one of these that franky has drawn so that I can draw this a little better
and on the back (if you want)we could have crap written like BIOMED BULLS or Biomed class of 06 or all our names, or your own name or something….

there is a place at southland that prints on the tshirt you give them for 23.90 and i think an additional $6 would get text put on the back..it says on the flyer that discounts apply for quantity purchase, maybe getting 20 shirts will mean that applies to us, je ne sais pas. but with different designs it may not...i will find out if officeworks prints t-shirts and check other resources etc....
so…….yeah. let me know what you all think, any suggestions for mutants for people I don’t have, what you’d like on yours etc….any *constructive* criticism about the fly would be appreciated. Could you let me know as soon as you read this so I can start drawing your individual mutant? Ta... =)
I'm quite often updating this by the way...putting up the new mutants as i draw this, so keep checking back...
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Tara thinks it's a little too nerdy for us to pull off...I'm still curious to hear what everyone else thinks though...
Actually she seems keen on the idea now...go figure
Se has pointed out that getting indivudal shirts made is going to be way more expensive than just getting one design for everyone...so maybe that's a better plan.
If we go with that I'm thinking that I would like to make me a poster like those ones which say "what mood are you in?" and have all the smiley faces, except it'll be "what mutant are you?" type jazz. if any one else would like a copy let me know...

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