10 reasons God is a man
10) Ever here of a cat as man's best friend - of course not.
9) One word: Beer - why else would barley and hops have been created.
8) On the seventh day he rested - to watch football
7) Heaven doesn't have a kitchen.
6) He never asked "Does this burning bush make my butt look fat?"
5) He gave Adam dominion over all of the animals, birds and fish -
ever here of a woman hunting, fishing or taking target practice at
pigeons.
4) He didn't need to read directions to create the universe.
3) He isn't a vegetarian - sacrifices were always the best red meat
money could buy.
2) He made Adam in his own image
1) He made Eve naked!