| Blue Folders | Welcome Mr. Baltos, and thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to sit down and talk with us tonight. |
| Jon Baltos | Yeah, I mean there is no way I would be helping the homeless youth. |
| Blue Folders | So, how is the special effects editing of One Flew Over The Treasure Chest going? |
| Jon Baltos | So many mistakes when typing... |
| Blue Folders | Uh-oh. So you've been having difficulties with the effects? |
| Jon Baltos | The vodka and Kool-Aid was taking its effect on me. |
| Blue Folders | Special effects? |
| Jon Baltos | Yeah, I guess so... |
| Blue Folders | Tell us about the editing. What is the current status of the movie? Will it still be finished by summer as it is supposed to be? |
| Jon Baltos | Like Larry Bird, I hit the clutch shots. |
| Blue Folders | Okay, so we can expect you to pull this one out in dramatic Baltos fashion then? |
| Jon Baltos | Just like Larry Bird in '87. |
| Blue Folders | Didn't he miss the last second jumper in the 1987 Finals? |
| Jon Baltos | Damn him to hell. Like me... had the last shot, but I couldn't come through. |
| Blue Folders | Wow, you're kinda all over the place on this one. Let's move on to a different topic. The Misadventure 4 screenplay, how is the writing process going? What does the screenplay sound like so far? |
| Jon Baltos | Sounds like a fat boxer trying to make some money. |
| Blue Folders | Excuse me? |
| Jon Baltos | Doesn't sound like the master of nutrition to me. |
| Blue Folders | Is that the working title or something? The Master of Nutrition? |
| Jon Baltos | I can't feel my face. |
| Blue Folders | Um, Jesse Reardon recently said he went to Rochester for some creative meetings about the misadventure series. Is that true? |
| Jon Baltos | According to his message... this is what I should do. "Keep back spacing numerous times to make myself more aware." |
| Blue Folders | Jesse told you that? |
| Jon Baltos | All of his meals have at least 30 grams of fat in it. |
| Blue Folders | Okay. So, what else was discussed at this creative meeting? |
| Jon Baltos | Everyone was playing soccer... and I ran off. I was so lost. No wait, that's not true. In the second game we were down four to one... had a comeback but not good enough. |
| Blue Folders | We here at Blue Folders have little to no idea what you're talking about. |
| Jon Baltos | Nothing in the world matters when you talk. |
| Blue Folders | Did you get anything accomplished during this meeting besides what sounds like an unsuccessful comeback in a game of soccer? |
| Jon Baltos | Yep... |
| Blue Folders | And what would that be? |
| Jon Baltos | I threw a rotten apple at a car. |
| Blue Folders | I see, well, that's something, I guess. |
| Jon Baltos | I ran around an apartment complex for 10 minutes. |
| Blue Folders | I think we can now determine that One Flew Over The Treasure Chest producer Jon Baltos is completely off his rocker. |
| Jon Baltos | I will drink one for Joey. Oh... so much drinking. |
| Blue Folders | There's a shocker. |
| Jon Baltos | I was... talking to this girl for a long time and she is 17... going to college parties. The guy gave me too much vodka. We talked about the George Foreman meals and the vegetarian meals for about an hour. Luckily I made it back home. That's where the girls had supposedly gone. I was using my noodle there. |
| Blue Folders | Before you incriminate yourself anymore, Woody, I think I will cut this interview short. This has been a Blue Folders exclusive interview with the "genius" behind the Misadventure series, Jon Baltos. Any closing comments? |
| Jon Baltos | I'm going to bed now... and I hate cough syrup. |