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| Squire Quotes |
| �I�m off to the practice courts. You want to come?� �I�m about to commence 4 years obeying the call of a bruiser on a horse. I refuse to put down what might be the last book I see for months.� �Kel & Neal �I�m envious. Lord Raoul�s got to be the most easygoing man alive. My new knight-mistress is famed for wielding sharp edges-sword, knife, & tongue.� �Neal �Don�t you saddle rats have better things to do? Let�s have an inspection. Mithros witness, if I find one strap undone, heads will roll.� �But, Sgt. Osbern, sir, I Like my head.� �Sgt. Osbern & Gildes of Veldine �You�re related to Neal?� �Sadly, yes. I call him Meathead.� �Kel & Dom �We do try to eat. I go all faint if I don�t get fed regularly. Only think of the disgrace to the King�s Own if I fell from the saddle.� �But there was that time in Fanwood.� �That wedding in Tameran� �Don�t forget when what�s-his-name, w/ the army, retired� �Silence, insubordinate curs! Do not sully my new squire�s ears w/ your profane tales!� �Even if they�re true?� �Raoul, 2 soldiers, Sgt. Osbern, & Dom �But he�s got the Lioness for knight-master!� �You think that�s fun?� �Kel & Dom �You don�t think history gets rewritten, sometimes?� �Flyn �He�ll stay w/ you now that you�ve hand fed him.� �Oh splendid. If only I�d known.� �Daine & Kel, refering to the griffin �Having someone dig links of chain mail out of your scalp is not pleasant.� �Raoul �Practice is the difference between winning & becoming worm food.� �Raoul �Was he being unchivalrous?� �No-he was just being Garvey.� �Raoul & Kel �Meet anyone worth having a conversation w/?� �You mean relatives of yours? You know, Neal, I think your branch was cheated when they handed out brains because Dom� She(Kel) ducked the roll Neal threw at her �Tilt w/ Lord Raoul? Why don�t I just lie down in front of an elephant & let him step on me? I bet it feels the same.� �Neal �Now you�ve done it. They won�t be able to talk sense for weeks.� �Easterners normally make sense?� �Kel & Yuki �I haven�t seen Raoul about. I suppose he defied their majesties & is hiding in his rooms.� �No, he�s here. Not in this room, though, or we�d have seen a big lump behind the hangings.� �Buri & Kel �If I pretend to like you, squire, can I use the spyglass?� �Please don�t try. You�re not that good an actor. Dom, he can look when you�re done.� �Some people are cocky ever since they killed a whole centaur.� �Some people are annoying.� �Lerant, Kel, & Dom �His majesty said w/ all deliberate speed!� �That�s how we�re doing it. Deliberately.� �A Courier & Raoul �Have you seen one? (a tournament)� �The Yamanis don�t have them. They just beat each other half to death in training.� �They sound like sensible people.� �Raoul & Kel �Yield, or I carve my initials right there.� �I yield.� �And they say conservatives can�t learn� �Kel & a conservative knight �Lord Raoul asked me to tell you that if you get yourself killed, he will never speak to you again.� �a herald �You�ll be a wonderful father someday. You�re good a bedtime tales.� �Kel, to Joren �I�m proving to myself that I�m not afraid of you.� �But you are.� �I like lying to myself. It�s fun.� �Kel & the Chamber of the Ordeal �He kept telling me that 1 Tortallan horseman was the equal of 10 Northern savages.� �Maybe they are. It�s the 11th savage that gets you.� �Raoul & Flyn �Mithros, I hate it when the enemy learns new things!� �Dom �Why don�t they talk about hammering & digging & sawing when they talk about war? They never talk about mud in your teeth.� �If they did, who�d be crazy enough to fight? Pretty girls would look oddly at a fellow if he talked about mud in his teeth instead of the enemies he killed so they might sleep safe.� �Kel & Dom �Wear it in health & victory. Now show the nice people.� -Thayet |