Luuuuurve Tuester - How does your Love for mark rate?

MM1- Marky 'Stubbs Boy' McElligott

You like the wacky, sarcastic, weird, but utterly lovable Marky whom we see displayed with his words of wisdom on the powderfinger.com discussion board.

MM2- Marky 'Do Good' McElligott

You like your Marky to be an all round gentleman. You don't perhaps know him too well, but like to think of him as being the ultimate Mr nice guy.

MM3- Marky 'We're just mates' McElligott

Though you are slightly attracted to Marky, you are not passionate for him. You enjoy the friendship you hold with him- but would never look for anything more.

MM4- Marky 'Mystery' McElligott

Your love for Marky is quite strong, though you don't know a lot about him. You don't really want to meet him in person for the picture of the Marky you have in your mind is so perfect that the real deal might be a bit of a disappointment. You would prefer admire him from afar, keep the Marky you know a bit of a mystery.

MM5- Marky 'Rocks Mate!' McElligott

You are quite obsessed in Mr McElligott. You like to know a lot about him, but still have a few facts you need sorted out. You do not shy off when he is around you, and don't worry about going up and having a nice convo with him, but you do have your boundaries, and still have respect for him as a person. I can't see him having to talk to the courts about you. You can best be described as one of his obsessed fans.

MM6- Marky 'Bullshit!!!' McElligott

You're a f@$!ing liar! Don't waste my time!

MM7 Marky 'Too Tops' McElligott

You have a chronic disorder known as 'Marky-frenia'. It happens to those who are looking for a long-term relationship with a perfect man. Millions are diagnosed with this disorder from all parts of the world, apart from those in Siberia- there is some kind of anti-bacteria in their genes which effects the brain cells making it impossible to contract the disease. There are no known treatments at this stage, just lock yourself in a small room with a flickering light, and a dripping tap.. Its the best treatment at the moment- thought it does not cure the disease totally.