Quotes - T he Words of Pure Wisdom he Speaks.

WHAT MARK HAS TO SAY:

"Mmmmmm Stumpy, hang on wasn't that an Elephant that Bart won on the Simpsons? Maybe these posts are a mirror image of my deepest needs and desires."

-On Stubbs

"God luck with Hog, I've been chasing him for years, but alas he only likes sheep."

-On Stumps getting Ian Haug (aka Hog)

"So much for loyalty from me woman!! you are so in twouble....but it was me with the laser ...had a good wrestle in the mud out the back with Bern after the gig, the words light weight were thrown around liberally"

-After Stubbs dobded him in for shining a laser light in Bernard's eyes at the Gold Coast BDO 2001.

"Yeah he smiled at me too ...but it was only because he wanted me to buy him a bottle of friz control, for that troublesome mop on his head."

-A reply to 'Angie' who said that Darren smiled at her at the BDO 2001.

WHAT MARKY'S MATES HAVE TO SAY ABOUT HIM:

"Marky-Mark only has eyes for one thing in this world- his divine leather jacket.
I only have eyes for it too, but that's personal, and not to be discussed in public form."
-Stuppidy J. McStupid.

"He does make passes at girl who wear glasses, so you never know, a change of style may bring a mutual smile."
-Stuppidy J. McStupid.

"He wears Italian shoes. They're very nice. Sometimes he sneaks up on you. He is a stealthy sound man."
-Stuppidy J. McStupid.

"Thanks to Marky Mark McElligott, who stands around.. anoying the crap out of everybody, but we love him!"

-Bernard Fanning, at the 99 ARIAs

'Well one thing that springs to mind is that when he first heard our band. he hated us, and quite frankly was really rude to us, and hated us personally as well as our music. 

seems he thought that we were too uncool. anyhow.. how the tables have turned as he now sees as as we really are. 

gods!'

-Ian Haug.