T our Diary - W hat mark got up to on the New Suburban Fables Tour.

 

Date Details What Mark got up to! (Written by Kerry, who followed him around the country in true stalker style.)
16 oct 2001 Newcastle, NSW

Club Nova

Over 18s only.

 

Being the first night, it was all a bit exciting, but also all a bit nerve wracking. Mark was praying that he'd not lost any of the power he holds over the other 'lower' roadies because of his new hair colour... His resemblance to Elton John could of very well been such a laughing point that his credibility could of been blown out the door. But apparently the crew seem to be fans of Elton (or his looks), so it just made Mark seem even kooler to them. Rumor has it that Matt Murphy was thinking of going for a similar style, but Mark found out and thought he might be a threat, so got him kicked off this tour. Poor Bern had to sit back down at the keys and learn it all over again. 

All reports say the show was awesome.

18 oct 2001 Sydney, NSW

Hordern Pavillion

All ages.

After having such a good gig in Newcastle, and such a good hair day, Mark was pumped to get back behind that sound desk to deliver PF to a full house of 7000 people in Sydney's Horden Pavillion. After warming those fingers up in Newcastle, Mark was set to rock, and rock he did. Lucky for him the bands didn't do a bad job at it either.

All reports say the show was awesome.

19 oct 2001 Sydney, NSW

Hordern Pavilion

All ages.

 

Mark spent his day walking around Sydney, doing some sight seeing, as he's not seen Sydney all that often *cough*. Darren and him caught a ferry down the harbor, and also made a stop at the Opera House, Darren stood there daydreaming of him singing in there one day, with that angelic voice of his, and Mark stood daydreaming of doing the sound for Darren in his moment or triumph. Then they had to get back to the rest of the band for a soundcheck, but I think the two of them held that special bond for the rest of the night, knowing that they'd shared in something not many other people had. 

All reports say the show was awesome.

20 oct 2001 Sydney, NSW

Hordern Pavillion

All ages.

 

Sydney again tonight, Mark was feeling mixed emotions. He was happy to be once again play to the Sydney crowd, but he wasn't very happy about Powderfinger adding their song 'Freedom' to the setlist for the night. Mark was never a fan of the band in the old days, and after hearing that song again, the memories of why were all coming back. Bernard's beard didn't help with all the old images flooding back either. Mark tried his hardest to get the song sounding great, but in the end I suppose it just comes down to the song. 

All reports say the show was awesome. (Some even loved Freedom).

21 oct 2001 Canberra, ACT

Royal Theatre

All ages.

 

Because Bern is such a lover of politics, and Mr Howard in particular, Bern dragged Mark around Parliament House, in attempts to grab glances at the hero Johnny. They were late to the soundcheck because Bern was busy trying to make friends with Howard's "Behind the scenes people" in order to get in with the Howard party. Finally Mark got Bern away, the soundcheck was done, as was the gig, like always, in style.

All reports sat the show was awesome.

23 oct 2001 Melbourne, VIC.

Festival Hall

All ages.

 

The first of an array of sold out shows in Melbourne. Mark was VERY excited about this as he knew that one of his biggest fans would be in the crowd. It was a shame she'd been banished to seats, as she couldn't go and pester him.. But apparently he'd been enquiring about her with some other girls, poor things, having to put up with Mark talking up one of his other admirers.. hahaha!

All reports say the show was awesome.

24 oct 2001 Hobart, TAS

Hobart City Hall

All ages.

 

The guys hadn't been down to Tassie in quite some time, but they certainly hadn't lost any crowd support due to that. A full house at Hobart City Hall, and an excited lot they were. Made a lot of noise, may of had something to do with every one person carrying double the amount of vocal energy, with the crowd owning two heads per body.. (ok thats lame.. I'll just leave it at that.. lol) 

All reports say the show was awesome.

25 oct 2001 Melbourne, VIC

Festival Hall

All ages.

 

Back in Melbourne again, all very exciting again. Bern's hoping the crowd will be as touchy on the AFL grand finals as Tuesday nights crowd was. Mark had a quick wonder around the city with Hog today.. They went into a few music stores where Ian was eyeing off a green guitar, and Mark was eyeing off the blonde sales assistants, haha. No no, he was really sitting at the drum stool, fantasizing about being Cogs, drumming for PF, instead of being Mark, drummer of Drag.. A side thing of PF.

All reports say the show was awesome.

26 oct 2001 Melbourne, VIC

Festival Hall

All ages.

 

Another show in Melbourne tonight, and another day doing nothing much other than a soundcheck in the arvo. He was liking being able to staying the same city, with no aeroplanes to catch before hurrying somewhere else. Ian and him went back to that shop where the green guitar that Ian was interested in was being sold. But I think its really because Ian caught a glimpse of that blonde.. 

All reports say the show was awesome.

27 oct 2001 Adelaide, SA

Adelaide University - Barr Smith Lawns

All ages.

An outside gig tonight, so it was going to be a bit of a different test on Mark... No walls to keep his levels in tonight.. He also had to put up with some drunken shit stirrer.. Poor guy.. lol. But even with the trees in the middle of the ground, Mark dodged the conditions, and once again got the bands sounding a lot better than channel 9 did.

All reports say the show was awesome.

30 oct 2001 Perth, WA

Perth Entertainment Centre

All ages.

Finally, a few days off to relax, and enjoy the peaceful Perth life. Well that's what Mark had hoped for... Instead, he had to look after Bern who was having one of those ego problems. He was woken up at 6:30 in the morning by loud knocks at his hotel room door, and Bernard outside yelling, 'Mark LET ME IN!!' He tried to roll over and block out Bern's whiney little voice, but in the end it just got too much. He opened the door to a very distressed looking Bernard. 'Oh what's the matter now Bern?' 'I NEED to see your bathroom! There mirror in mine is tiny, not good enough!' After inspecting Mark's bathroom, and finding the mirror was the same size, Bern made Mark go shopping for the perfect mirror, to suit his needs. It took all day but eventually he was satisfied with one they found, at the time of 4:52, lucky the shop hadn't closed early!. The next day Mark had to attend JC, who was suffering back problems and needed to be taken to the physio.. Of course mark was given this task , as no one else would sit in the car listening to JC whine about his sore back, promising himself that he'd 'one day get himself a new rock move' (He does this every tour..). Then the 30th came along, and it was back to work, delivering SFK and PF to the Perth crowd. Tonight there was some special guest appearances in the crowd by resident Perth band 'Fourth Floor Collapse' - they are perhaps the biggest of all the stars to so far be spotted amongst the celebs in the crowds throughout this tour.

All reports say the show was awesome.

2 nov 2001 Brisbane, QLD

Festival Hall

All ages.

After having a few plane delays, missing some connections, feeling hung over and generally and sorry for himself, Mark finally arrived back at the Brisbane airport, with a sigh of relief. 'Ahh on home turf.' Two days off to relax, sit in front of the TV, and get waited on by his woman. He had it made. Untill Friday came along and Paul rang up asking where the hell he was, and to get his arse down to Festival Hall NOW, as the tour isn't over yet Mark! So he got his arse down there, a little late, but he made up for this by working every second he was there, instead of slacking off as he normally tends to. 

All reports say the show was awesome.

3 nov 2001 Brisbane, QLD

Festival Hall

All ages.

Today Mark got up a half an hour early, so he could get to work early, so that Paul would be proud of him. Proud of him Paul was. When Mark arrived he walked up to him with a big smile on his face, and said, 'Look- I'm early! Are you proud of me Teaks??' To which Paul replied, 'Yes Mark- now get to work.' Paul is not a man to argue with, or to disagree with, or to not listen to, so Mark said, 'Oh ok,' and wandered off to do his job. As he was working he would look up to see if Paul was noticing what a good little worker he was, a few times they made eye contact and Paul would give him a look of, 'GET BACK TO WORK MARK!' so Mark would put his head back down and get to it. After the show Paul did walk over to Mark and congratulate him on a job well done, and also thanked him for doing a great job on the rest of the tour. But he did warn him that, 'The tour still isn't over, and now is NOT a time to slack off!'

All reports say the show was awesome. 

4 nov 2001 Brisbane, QLD

Festival Hall

All ages.

Mark was very excited tonight, as he had some family members come along to the show. His mother was really excited as well, because she was hanging out with Ian's mum, and she's a bit of a celebrity because all the fans like to talk to her about Ian and his silly ways as a child. Mark's dad couldn't understand why none of the fans wanted to talk to Mark's mum about what he was like as a child, but Mark explained that its because 'I'm so friigen kool, that they wouldn't want to shatter any images they have of me.' His dad understood that, and nodded happily. The only down side of having his family members at the show, was actually after the show, after JC and Bern had written themselves off, and stumbled over to Mark and his folks, and started mumbling stories of stupid things Mark had done while he'd been on tour this year with them. Embarrassed, Mark denied all accounts, by simply saying, 'Don' worry Mum, they're just drunk and TALKING SHIT.'

All reports say the show was awesome.

6 nov 2001 Sydney, NSW

Hordern Pavillion

All ages.

Another tearful goodbye at the airport as he was leaving his loved ones behind. They all told him to stop being such a suck, wipe up his tears, and fuck off. But back in Sydney again, Darren and Mark feel happy remembering the close times they had in this state last time they were here together. Bernard on the other hand is less than impressed with the way some stupid bimbo styled his hair, tampering with the boof is one thing, but straightening it to the point where it is no longer boofy is just going TOO FAR. Of course everyone else found it completely hysterical. Mark and Bern in the end got nicknamed the 'hair brothers'. Mark being the guy he is laughed it off, and found it funny, but Bern took offence and ended up not talking to anyone for the entire two days they were in Sydney.

All reports say the show was awesome.

8 nov 2001

Melbourne, VIC

Festival Hall

All ages.

The last show of the tour! They were all very excited, but at the same time they were all a bit upset too. This would be the last show they would play under 'Odyssey Number Five', next time they're back it would be with all new songs, all new perspectives on things, and all new hairdos. Speaking of which, Bernard today went into hospital after the sound check to get a 'hair reconstruction' so that they could bring his hair back to the way it was supposed to be.  He made it back in time for the show, with his hair was nearly back to its normal mop. Lots of thank yous from PF were thrown to the crew, SFK, and many other people, but when Bernard mentioned Mark's name the crowd went psycho, things could of easily got out of hand, but luckily security stepped in and settled everyone down. After the taming of the crowd, there was the taming of the wild animals on stage to take care of.

Mark left the show smilling, happy that each and every show on the New Suburban Fables Tour was a success. Happy that he was able to be part of delivering this amazing show to crowds all over the country. He thought back on his year, sometimes trying, but mostly great. This was his place in life, and he couldn't of been happier.

All reports say the show was awesome.

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