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THE BOSS

THIS STERN MAN IS MY BOSS. HE IS A REAL ASSHOLE, BUT THATS WHY WE LOVE HIM. WE KNOW HE JUST TRYING TO HELP US GET THE JOB DONE, WITH HIS GENTLE WORDS OF WISDOM, BUT SOME TIMES HE CAN MAKE US ANGRY.

I WORK IN A SMALL SHOP, THAT MY BOSS, (MR. STERN) OWNS EXCLUSIVELY. WE SPECAILIZE IN DOING WHAT EVER MR. STERN TELLS US TO DO, WHETHER ITS GLUEING PEICES OF WOOD TOGETHER, OR HITTING SAWBLADES WITH HAMMERS, TO POLISHING HIS SHOES.

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED HE LOOKS ALOT LIKE MY DAD. THATS BECAUSE HE IS. IF IT WASNT FOR HIM, I WOULDNT HAVE A JOB, SO I LOVE HIM FOR IT. I DONT MAKE MUCH MONEY, BUT I WORK ENOUGH TO MAKE UP FOR A PART-TIME DISHWASHERS SALARY, SO IT WORKS OUT. AND HE IS A SELF PROCLAMED DOCTOR, SO I HAVE EXELLENT MEDIAL BENEFITS!
I BET YOU DONT, YOU PRICK!

OH MY! THE BOSS IS MAD AGAIN!!!!
DEPICTED HERE IS MR.STERN WITH A FELLOW CO-WORKER KNOWN AS NUBBY. HE WONT DISCLOSE WHERE HE GOT THE NAME NUBBY FROM, BUT I SUSPECT IT HAS SOMTHING TO DO WITH THE SHOWER ROOM HERE AT WORK.

ANYWAY, MR. STERN IS MAD AT NUBBY BECAUSE HE FORGOT TO OIL THE BUSHINGS ON THE FAUCET THAT MR. STERN FOUND IN A DUMPSTER.

BUT IT WASNT NUBBYS FAULT BECAUSE MR. STERN USED ALL THE OIL ON HIS FEET A WEEK AGO.

IN THIS PIC, IM GETTING WRITEN UP BECAUSE I KEEP TAKING PICTURES OF MR.STERN AND HE HATES PICTURES TAKEN OF HIM. HE THINKS PEOPLE ARE GONNA SEE THESE PICTURES OF THE SHOP AND USE THEM AGAINST THE COMPANY. I DONT SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS CONSIDERING THE SHOP IS IN THE BASEMENT OF MY HOUSE.