A doctor and his nurse had been fooling around for some time when the nurse came to him one day and told him she was pregnant.

Shocked, the doctor told her not to worry about it and that he would take care of everything.

He suggested that she go to Italy and have the baby and no one would have to know anything.

The nurse agreed to this and before leaving she asked the doctor how she would let him know that the baby was born.

He suggested that she send him a postcard with the word Spagetti on it. That way he would know the baby was born and everything was fine.

One day the doctor got a call at his office from his wife. She began to tell him of the strange postcard he had gotten in the mail.

Upon hearing this the doctor turned white as a ghost and fell to the floor with a massive heart attack.

Later that day in recovery a surgeon was speaking with the doctor's wife asking what could have caused a totally healthy man to have such a massive heart attack.

The wife stated that she was simply calling her husband to ask what the postcard meant.

"What did the postcard say?" asked the surgeon.

The wife replied, "It said, Spagetti, Spagetti, Spagetti, Spagetti.

Two with sausage and meatballs, and two without."