YOU'VE BEEN VOTED AS....
'PUTER ADDICT OF THE YEAR!
THIS PRESTIGIOUS HONOUR MEANS THAT YOU MET
SOME PRETTY STRICT CRITERIA.
IN HONOUR OF YOUR ABILITY
TO STAY BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
AND
TO ENSURE THAT YOU MAKE THE MOST
OF YOUR SURFING TIME...
WE PROVIDE THE FOLLOWING GIFT
ONE SIZE FITS ALL....
AND INSTALLATION IS FREE...

... AT THE JOHN PIDDLE CORP.
SURFING IS TAKEN SERIOUSLY
SHARE A SMILE OR LAUGH WITH A FRIEND