| but can you tell me why only a small handfull of people, relative to the population today, own everything? How does it happen that a few humans own and profit from all the oil reserves that have been left underground anyway? I mean it was left there because some ancient alien travellers stored it there ( sort of their storoge depot) to be accessed when they pass through again. Boy are they going to be pissed when they stop in to pick it up and it's all gone eh? I put a 5 gallon jug of gas in the back of my truck awhile ago, just in case I ever ran out eh? and wouldn't you know it, I did run out and some jerk had taken my gas can, if I could have found out who...! Sooo anyway, how come, maybe, a few thousand people are filthy rich and the rest of the population just lets them do it? Well thats where "it's good to be king" comes in. They used to be called kings now they are known as CEO'S and stock holders, except in the middle east where they still have kings. It's really the only reason we have armies - to protect the kings and the CEO'S and the oil and gas... they really don't care about the rest of the other stuff, like the air or the water or the earth, I mean what do you expect, they are only here for a good time not a long time! So this is all really the aliens fault you know eh? If they had of left the oil somewhere else we would still have good air, good water, good earth and an intact ozone layer. We also wouldn't have any cars and a lot smaller population because you know eh, that the fancy cars attract the girls and why do you think they have back seats in cars??? except I'm trying to figure India, China, and alot of the rest of the world's population into my equation. Anyway...A bit of advice, don't be driving one of those big gas guzzling SUV'S when the aliens stop here again. I say again because as you know they stopped here before in Roswell, but they crashed because... they ran out of gas...well the rest of them aren't far behind. All those "crop" circles, what do you think they are? just nice nice friendly greetings from the ET'S? noooooooo way eh, they are encrypted messages, left by the scouts, giving the names and addresses of all those responsible for the theft. Yup, like they said eh, the meek shall enherit the earth. That would be yer rats and cockroaches and all the people who never had a car! How do do I know all this you ask? Well, I'll tell you, I met them, yup was abducted and they told me the whole story and said if I helped them they would spare me and my family and friends and anyone wearing one of my Mr. Ozone T-Shirts. They liked the T-Shirts eh, took a whole whack of em back home to the Pod. They figured anyone saavy enough to understand the condition our condition was in deserved to be spared.They were really very nice folks, they just don't liked to frigged with and they figured they would be doing us a favour- sort of help clean things up a bit and give us a few more good years, but no cars, we can't have anymore cars. Besides they are taking all the nice cars with them, leaving the Ladas though. They have some kind of super weapon that only vaporizes specific people and things, the Mr. Ozone T-Shirts have been impinted with a special symbol that protects them. Cool eh? What's really cool though is that they said anyone starving to death because of all the inequality in the use of the earths resources and any indigenous peoples would also be spared, and they don't even have to have a T-Shirt! I don't know how they are going to do that but I liked it and guess thats why I really liked them so much. So if I were you I would be getting myself one of those T-Shirts! - Get A T-Shirt. |
